Grammar Police: To Serve and Correct

@theorphicforest ROARKE

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

"How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints." --C.S. Lewis

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

Wow, okay. Not what I was expecting, but I yield to the wishes of the people. Be prepared to see a fic (1/8) arriving later this week!

The “mating/claiming bite” aspect of so many omegaverse aus and fics actually does make me lose my mind. Gorgeous. Excellent. Beautiful. Keep going. Omggggg you mean you’re gripped by this intense urge to sink your teeth into your partner in a way that symbolizes to both of you AND to everyone around you that you belong to each other forever and have a bond that can never be broken? You mean you’re all but consumed by this instinctive, aching, bone-deep want to bite them and claim them forever as yours, then let them mark you in the same way? You’re trembling with how badly you need them to physically claim you as their mate? Kicking my feet twirling my hair no wayyyyyy tell me more.

live laugh langdon

[ID: Despicable Me meme with Gru presenting a plan on posterboards. First step: That’s a neat idea! Second step: Someone should write it! Third step: I’m that someone. Gru stops and looks back at step three with concern/disappointment/sadness. End ID.]

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

don’t you hate when real life keeps interrupting your extremely serious commitments like your wip, your fanfics, and the emotional support music group you’ve been hyperfixating on for the past three months.