IrregularGremlin

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

alternative: luke fully thinks he connected. he, overall, thinks he’s a good fighter. no one wants to tell him that the force is picking up slack/they think it’s a force thing (vader making a choking gesture to choke someone) that makes it work

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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Believe women

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

40,001

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

40,002 cigaretws

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

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This counts as fan art

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This counts as art period

There are certain semi-scientific myths I’m willing to entertain, like the idea that cats purr at a healing frequency. Is it true? IDFK. I like to press my ear to my cat’s side when she purrs anyway. Makes me feel better. Probably because I’m in proximity to something I love and not because of her purring frequency.

There are a bunch of studies that indicate owning cats may improve your overall health and slow cognitive decline in older people. Probably because they provide stress relief and emotional support as well as promoting healthy routines and positive responsibility. Or maybe it’s because they are magic and they purr at a healing frequency. Probably not. Maybe.

Ever notice how archetypal crazy old cat ladies are old as shit? The cats are keeping them alive. Probably not. Maybe.

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time