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asmr i keep getting spammed by bots.. inaccuratefandomhell -> inyaccurate

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blueapplesiren

I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homie’s clothes/skin/hair and it’s driving you nuts and you just gotta be like “hold still, lemme get that for you real quick.”

One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, “would it hurt him if I pulled that off?” And the teacher said, “yes it actually could, it’s probably still attached to living skin if it hasn’t come off yet” and I was like “oh, sorry,” and he said, “that’s okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.” And damn, that’s such an accurate descriptor.

Anyways I hope aliens don’t mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, we’ll have to tell them it’s a trait we evolved to survive ticks.

kyraneko

Sometimes you might feel the urge to help someone in a certain way, and sometimes they really don't want to be helped in that way, either because it would not help them (or even hurt them) or because they would rather do it themselves (for various reasons).

It's important to realize that sometimes you're going to be a primate and they're going to be a snake, and it needs to be okay if they do not want their skin pulled off at this time.

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how often are you getting a headache

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yearly or less

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how often are you getting a tummy ache

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thepinkpestilence

i wish to kiss everyone who uses it/its pronouns and is pushing 30 in 2026

iamoutofideas

if you’re using it/its >30 you have more mental fortitude than those monks that don’t flinch when getting kicked in the nuts

isuggestrespecttranspeople

Yay it/its elders!!

We love to see it, we need to see more of it

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thepinkpestilence

i wish to kiss everyone who uses it/its pronouns and is pushing 30 in 2026

iamoutofideas

if you’re using it/its >30 you have more mental fortitude than those monks that don’t flinch when getting kicked in the nuts

isuggestrespecttranspeople

Yay it/its elders!!

We love to see it, we need to see more of it

iguessweallcrazyithinktho

spiderbasil

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

noelle-ism

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy

skylarrikin

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#wait pls @ me if this is answered bc this is a genuine question but #what makes slop a word similar to gooner and -oid and stuff? is it just the derision thats used alongside the word slop or something else-#that im uninformed about?

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e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

jumpingjacktrash

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

nuclearcarrots

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

laurasinele

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

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new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

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One of the crazy things about JKR’s holocaust denialism is that her book would not exist without Eva Ibbotson’s Secret of Platform 13. Ibbotson was a holocaust survivor from a Jewish family who escaped when she was a little girl.

In this cover alone we can see where JK borrowed Dumbledore, Professor Sprout, Hagrid, Hermione, and platform 9 and 3 quarters. Platform 13 is in King’s Crossing

The book inspired Harry and Dudley very blatantly as well.

Don’t just take my word for it: the book is still in circulation and I’m sure a librarian would be happy to find it for you.

Instead of spending money on an author who posts up skirt shots of innocent women, threatens amnesty international, and pretends Magnus Hirschfeld, his patients, trans people, and Berlin’s archives of important LGBTQ and feminist research weren’t victims of the Holocaust: spend money on a foremother of middle grade fantasy

tasteofthecitypeople

the world will try to tell you over and over again that sexual harassment and assault doesn't count if it happens to trans women and you must resist it always

talontarget

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

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the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request

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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

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