carry on.

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.