the aim of the game is not to let her win

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

Let's steal ourselves a secret good final episode.

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

I'm not built for a 9 to 5. I'm built to wander in the woods and stare at a lake.

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

I hope you heard this in Kermit’s voice, just like I did.