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Boop

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

Somebody else ate food that's gone bad and decided to throw up about it? Oh boy, time to get in on that action!

I love my partner more than anything but for the remaining like half hour we played every single time they guessed anything right I'd be like "OH? THE HEIGHT WAS CORRECT? WAS IT CORRECT THIS TIME?" and when they guessed wrong I'd be like "AH, I SEE THE HEIGHT WAS INCORRECT. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FIXED THE HEIGHT" and they'd be like "You are SO angry"

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I like when there is a series of animals doing similar behavior and one of them is our good friend Household Cat.