Intercreated

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

lets see if this works

pls Roger

Has anyone seen Roger? Help me Roger, help help me Roger 🔊🎶🎶🔊

P

i think it’s time to bring back my favourite festive vine

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

How to finish that last minute assignment

I did this once for a class like my first year of school and my professor told me not to worry about it and gave me an A.

I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

X

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.