Most Bees?????

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

Relatable to: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

I’m none of those signs

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket