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#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life