i am not a bot i am a hermit crab

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

listen I am all for fidget toys. But we need to go harder. Humans were actually not meant to sit through lectures without using their hands. Fight against the robotification of humanity. Do fibercrafts in your office/classroom/church. You do not need to sit there like the impassable ideal man. Do fibercrafts. Start embroidering at work. Listen to the call of the strings.

Image description: [An aquarium exhibit set up to look like a fake laundromat with many pink translucent jellyfish in a tank shaped like a washing machine. There are signs that say “Blue Moon Laundromat,” “Drop off laundry Service,” and “Professional Dry cleaning services.” The second image is a gif of the jellyfish moving in the dark blue water. ]

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away