Sarah

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

i hate how any career these days feels like you have to also double as an influencer. maybe i don’t want to be subjected to marketing myself

incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

Incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

incredible violence can :)

Incredible violence can :3

Incredible violence can :)

Incredible violence can :)

you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

It’s so funny how people forget what certain dog breeds were bred for. A dachshund named Valerie has been marooned on a remote part of Kangaroo Island since she ran away from a campsite in 2023 and everyone in the comments was like “that is the last dog breed I would expect to survive on its own for 500 days”. Hmm. I don’t know if it’s just me and I’ve met absolute freak dachshunds my entire life but they’re tenacious little motherfuckers with an incredible prey drive. I’m more worried about the critically endangered endemic Kangaroo Island dunnart population than I am Valerie. No large predators, several species of small mammal, temperatures consistently between 55° and 75°? She’s the queen of the island now. All small marsupials quake at the sound of her footsteps.