The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

new phobia just dropped

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

'Hucklerabbot is bad because of the power imbal-' babes, the only one getting groomed here is those old men, that wet sewer rat is hunting them for sport

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

Whoever wrote that Vanguard message did so with shaking hands, between sobs & swigs of bourbon straight from the bottle.

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

Ach no, give it to the Irish, they win

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?