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Just a bunch of Useful websites - Updated for 2023

Removed/checked all links to make sure everything is working (03/03/23). Hope they help!

Sejda - Free online PDF editor.

Supercook - Have ingredients but no idea what to make? Put them in here and it'll give you recipe ideas.

Still Tasty - Trying the above but unsure about whether that sauce in the fridge is still edible? Check here first.

Archive.ph - Paywall bypass. Like 12ft below but appears to work far better and across more sites in my testing. I'd recommend trying this one first as I had more success with it.

12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.

Where Is This - Want to know where a picture was taken, this site can help.

TOS/DR - Terms of service, didn't read. Gives you a summary of terms of service plus gives each site a privacy rating.

OneLook - Reverse dictionary for when you know the description of the word but can't for the life of you remember the actual word.

My Abandonware - Brilliant site for free, legal games. Has games from 1978 up to present day across pc and console. You'll be surprised by some of the games on there, some absolute gems.

Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.

Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.

PatchMyPC - Alternative to ninite with over 300 app options to keep upto date. Free for home users.

Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.

Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.

LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.

Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.

Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.

CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.

Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.

I Have No TV - A collection of documentaries for you to while away the time. Completely free.

Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.

Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.

Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.

My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.

Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.

Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.

Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.

Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.

Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.

Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.

This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.

Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.

BitWarden – Free open source password manager.

Just Beam It - Peer to peer file transfer. Drop the file in on one end, click create link and send to whoever. Leave your pc on that page while they download. Because of how it works there are no file limits. It's genuinely amazing. Best file transfer system I have ever used.

Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.

ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.

Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.

Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.

Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.

myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.

DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.

Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.

For even more useful sites, there is an expanded list that can be found here.

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azalea-in-time-deactivated20150

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

cogwheel-feline-deactivated2014

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

bsroleplayblog-deactivated20160

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

angrylittleburd

Been working in the haunt industry for 10+ years now. Every year there is always going to be at least one person who thinks its funny or okay to assault haunted house workers. There’s always at least one person who reacts in anger to being scared, and chooses to act violently. Us actors chose to put in time and effort to dress up in costume, make up and run around for hours on end late into the night just to entertain and scare you. You may only be in and out of a haunt in an hour or so but the actors you see have been working their butts off for hours on end. When you chose not to follow the rules, you are putting our safety and well being on the line. You wouldn’t go a theatre performance and start heckling the performers and you certainly wouldn’t run up on stage and assault them. A haunted house is a more immersive theatrical performance. Keep your hands to yourself. If you’re the type who just reflexively swats at things when startled, keep your hands in your pocket. If you find it funny to scare people just trying to do their job, A: stop being an asshole. You paid us to scare you, let us do our job and have fun being scared. and B: If scaring people is that appealing to you.. apply to work at the haunt instead. Cause you are right, it IS fun to scare people. That’s why people WORK at Haunted houses. You know whats not fun? Someone coming into your place of work, making an ass out of themselves so they can scare their friends. All this does is disrupt the scene, endanger the actors working, and ruin the experience YOU paid for. tl;dr Follow the rules of haunted houses and keep your hands to yourself.

inkymonstrosity

On one hand, I can't get too mad at people who go through a haunted house and don't take things too seriously, because on some level I'm that guy. Seldom does a haunted house impress me, and usually when I'm going through one it's with a crowd, so I'm often not the one paying anyway.

HOWEVER, I don't go trying to scare actors, and I DEFINITELY am not gonna go assaulting one, that's just uncool. My approach is to be more cheerful; just prance through the path like there's no care in the world, and address the actors in a friendly manner, or in some cases more snarky.

And hey, sometimes we're able to share a laugh. I've even seen one actor who offered my brother a high five after he got him to crack. Another time we were singing "The Fox" by Ylvis and at one point a passing actor started humming it with us. I know not all actors will appreciate that, but I think a brief moment of disdain is better than... well, bruises.

So yeah, in my opinion, it's fine to indulge in a bit of fun outside of being scared, but you can do so without being a wholesale jerk to actors. It's not that hard, guys...

theforcekeepers

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

wreckedupbarnes

This also applies to baristas

kimchicutie-deactivated20180618

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

housebuiltbyghosts-deactivated2

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.

cartoonkatelyn

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

somethingnottooclever

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

sailornightfury

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

obstinate-nocturna

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

iopele

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

minnigem

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

willowfae82

don’t be that kind of asshole.

untapdtreasure

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

forgetsuperman

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

cowthropologist

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

voltspice

Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.

90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.

When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

40yodater

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!

I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim.

greenteamoon

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

cleverclovers

I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.

Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

prismatic-bell

I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.

Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.

tired-philosopher

DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

iambloggingthat

Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person’s life. Don’t be a dick, give the person what they ordered

blueberryymacadamia

yes, finally this is on my dash

toothyblowjob

luckily i haven’t had many problems with this but if someone gives me an “accidentally” non-decaf drink after i’ve taken my meds I WILL OVERDOSE. don’t fuck with ppl’s orders.

haunteddhowell

i have severe allergies to gluten and dairy and large amounts of sugar make me really sick, and i cant imagine what would happen if someone did this to me. dont scroll past this.

foolblue

My partner is extremely gluten intolerant, and really badly sensitive to it. He’s very chill about the whole thing, but every time we go out to eat, a part of me is absolutely terrified - it wouldn’t kill him, but I can’t bear to see him in the pain that he goes through when he accidentally has gluten

rainbowbutterfrosting

Imma just… hit that reblog button.

oki-joki

Many in my family have severe gluten allergies and lactose intolerance. If there’s a lazy food handler, that could severely hurt them. Please don’t be lazy with food. It can kill and incapacitate people.

aif0s-w

Hey this is really important please read and reblog this post

dovewithscales

People who ignore dietary restrictions are assholes. There is no excuse.

georgeboleyn-againstovertime

Medical issues aside, this is also straight up body shamin. If you’re someone who calls folks “skinny bitches” you’re a cunt.

labelleizzy

My girlfriend has Celiacs. She went to the spaghetti factory, where they even have different SHAPED gluten free pasta. Thought she could trust this system. But she gets to the bottom of her bowl and finds a piece of regular pasta. Whole bowl was contaminated because someone couldn’t be bothered to fuckin’ wash a colander. She’s got 4 kids under 15 at this point, was in school for her teacher training, and had to spend four miserable days in bed.

Your clean restaurant kitchen makes you a hero. These little things make a HUGE DIFFERENCE.

inkymonstrosity

Good grief, all these stories... what ever happened to "The customer is always right"?

mashallah

boopednose

LIES AND DECEIT

robotsandfrippary

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

butch-of-the-blades

Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!

gomer21xx

First of all, how dare you!

wildhumanhasappeared

ladyshinga

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injuries-in-dust

Comic by PetFoolery

weirdmageddon

lmao i forgot how messed up gravity falls was able to get despite disneys harsh censors

yeah-mani

Shout out to the brave, dedicated souls who probably had to fight Disney for each of these scenes.

inkymonstrosity

I'm sure they utilized plenty of censor decoys to aid their cause. Still, I would like to know how they got that scene of head trophies bleeding from the mouths and eyes by before the day I die.

pauliedraws

Is this the worst joke you could tell Edgeworth? Probably.

joshscorcher

Why weren't you as caustic or as mocking during your Top Ten Nintendo Fails video as you were in say your EA Fails or Konami Fails?

...

Because EA and Konami are worse. Like... factually worse. WAY worse.

switch-up-snowfox

Nintendo fuckups are annoying but generally can be corrected or at the very minimum chalked up to them genuinely not knowing any better. Malicious fuckery is there, but tends to be uncommon exceptions.

EA or Konami will either act actively malicious or engage in behavior that can only be described as "Glue Sniffer tier"

inkymonstrosity

Heck, the most malicious thing on Nintendo's I can think of off the top of my head is probably the ploys to raise demand on products (such as the deliberate underproduction products like of Amiibos, NES and SNES Classic, or the limited release of content like 3D All-Stars), and that is nowhere near the level of, say... freaking worker abuse.

Feel free to note anything more malicious if you feel I'm forgetting something, though.

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joshscorcher

If SilverQuill is such an annoying troll, why do you still do collabs with him?

These are CHARACTERS lol. It's not real life.

inkymonstrosity

Relevant:

https://twitter.com/JohnSLPaul/status/1279189160058896387?s=19

valtsv

i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

valtsv

hall of shame

valtsv

onewhoturns

To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice

bugeyedfreaks

I decided to draw this thing based off of a bigger idea I had when the PPG reboot started using memes (so like… right from the beginning). Kids HATE memes/fads when adults or corporations who have no clue what they’re doing or why it was supposed to be cool or funny in the first place use them. ‘Cause then they just suck out your life essence and make you wanna die. So… clearly they should be used as a tool of evil! To destroy children! And what better lame-o to use a tool like that than THIS chimpy lame-o!

Anyway… enjoy/be terrified!

lennythereviewer

Honestly I think this is a good example of how a meme could be incorperated into a cartoon correctly

a sort of self-aware second-hand embaressment as opposed to ‘desperately trying to be hip’

thestereotypebuster

this single post is better than the entirety of the ppg reboot

missharpersworld

moved-to-hmsindefagtable

Esor the annoyed, hoarder of pizza and pillows

alienhoarder

Ecarg the tired, hoarder of lasagna and blankets.

frankierose

eiknaf the motivated, hoarder of cookies and desks…..

justafankid

yekim the bored Hoarder of Hot chocolate and stuffed sharks

bean-of-cheese

Etteim the happy, hoarder of gum, (mac n cheese if that doesn’t count) and cups.

b00bconnoisseur

Aremat the the thinking, Hoarder of chicken sandwhiches and stuffed animals :3

bakugou-klancey-lance

Yllek the Buzzed, Hoarder of Cheese Fajita Bowls and Mike’s Hard Lemonade

eternityricekrispies

Anna the tired, hoarder of salad and lamps

readingisthenewcool

Alle, the bored, hoarder of ice cubes and sister

everyoneprotector

Xela the tired, horder of chocolate and sketchbooks

do you mean

me?

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Ydennek, horder of cheese balls and unicorns

Bow before me, mortal fools

theinkpanther

Ynot the relaxed Hoarder of Chicken and Fries and Body Wash

lunacorva

Eahs the eh hoarder of chicken nuggets and a bottle of shampoo.

inkymonstrosity

Leinad, the Bored Hoarder of Sausages and Treadmills.

radondoran

Visit Original Link

prospit-dreemurr

MOTHER OF GOD

t-temmy

ARE YOU FUCKIN

enoshiitma-deactivated20141017

OH GOD ITS BACK

thesylverlining

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

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blackpowwer-blog

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

jinglepancakebells

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

crystalmikii-deactivated0417201

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

shirtnapkin

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

prince-bat

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

take-a-blueberry

This isn’t a shitpost I just really want this egg on my blog.

zeroa5raven-deactivated20190228

let´s see :D

xzenro

Nobody shall touch my egg. I will name him Billy. Now, Billy Hatcher can hatch Billy, creating a Billydox.

septic-dr-schneep

…Okay, I’m intrigued for some reason.

dankmemeuniversity

moonybyte

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator": You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

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Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

drtanner

Literally thousands of artists, engineers and scientists over the years: Look at all of these awesome tools we made to help artists make more art more quickly and more easily! Now art is much more accessible to everyone!

Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating.

Artists, engineers and scientists:

rohirric-hunter

I was always told in math class that I wouldn't be able to carry a calculator with me everywhere I went.

I'm writing this from my smartphone.

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