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Junicorn 2, Fleabitten Grey and nodding onion flowers!
I’m following @camelidae ‘s prompt list, and adding my own twist of adding North American wildflowers :)

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"... I lived in the world of the spirit,
the world of the gray rain,
the lost,
the remembered."
-Louise Gluck
A sketch for Junicorn 🦄 Check out my links!
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I've been looking forward to Junicorn for half a year and i can't even participate properly as i'm busy with other art + art fight preparations 😩
But i sure can drop these 4 quick weirdos as my contribution to it...

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Dappled Grey
Sending love to everyone who is just... tired. Life is a lot, and sometimes the answer to it all is to just be still and silent for a while. Give yourself space and grace.
Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, routine fatigue, getting life back together fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or physical fatigue: take a moment to breathe and recharge. You deserve it.
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED
i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar
a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:
and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)
:)
First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best
I literally just googled "city with the highest population"
I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.
... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable
Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
4pm breakfast is even less advisable if anyone was wondering

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The Tattoo: part 1
For a number of years, my husband and I have had a running joke about trying to find the stupidest and unsexiest tramp stamp possible. Some of the contenders were Grandpa's janky bed from Stardew Valley or maybe SuperGrover, but none of them seemed quite right.
A year ago I noticed in the notes that my infamous bear post was 9 years old. I joked to my husband, "What if I got that as a tramp stamp?" We laughed. We paused. "But no, for real maybe I should do that," so I set a challenge. The post had just over 400,000 notes at the time, and I thought, "Maybe if it gets to half a million before the 10 year anniversary," but then decided, "That's too easy. They'll do that in a month or two." And you would have, so I upped it to the next nice round number of a million, knowing 2 things: 1: you'd never make it to a million (especially since I had comments turned off for the first six months until I figured out how to turn them back on), and 2: I was always going to do it anyway.
I was hoping to get more of it done before the deadline and was even scheduled for another session, but then my husband broke his foot and I had to reschedule and my tattoo artist left for France, so I won't be able to get it finished until probably July or August. There's more to be added and cleaned up, including colour, but here it is right now. I did not want to share my butt crack with the entire internet, so please enjoy the surrogate butt crack.
So I love stardew valley and I play it with a lot of people, and it always comes up how I see the traveling cart merchant as a guy, apparently most people see them as a girl?
Anyway, this is how I see them.
^ ... Need I say more?
[IDs: Photo of a dog wearing a neon yellow vest with "not friendly do not touch" in caps on the side. The caption reads "I need a vest like this."
Reblog contains digital art of Murderbot, a humanoid construct with short dark hair and grey clothes, wearing the same vest on its torso. It looks to the side and is blushing slightly, as if embarrassed. In the background Mensah, a woman with white curly hair, gives two cheerful thumbs up and Ratthi, a man with scruff and dark curly hair, presents Murderbot with mischievous joy. /end ID]
one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever
escape

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A friendly tip regarding Parvovirus:
For those in vet med, if you hear the presenting complaint involves a litter of pups or any young unvaccinated dog with diarrhea, ask if they are also vomiting. If so keep the patient(s) in the car and Parvo test before ever having them inside. This prevents A LOT of cleaning. And you can bring the patient directly where it may stay for hospitalization or keep it at the car for work up and treatment if attempting at home care.
For those not in vet med, please let your vet staff know if your pet is having not only diarrhea but also vomiting and the vaccination status of you pet. Especially if they are a young puppy.
Sincerely,
Your tired vet who smells vaguely of bleach
Yes to all the above, parvo is no joke.
At the vet hospital I work we also take a cat scale out to the car wrapped in a clear plastic garbage bag. That way we can get an accurate weight without super contaminating a scale.
To non vet staff, if you have a puppy or are planning to get one, please contact your vet and seek treatment quickly if they start showing symptoms. My dog Nilly is a parvo survivor, but half her litter didn't make it because their original owner didn't seek veterinary care until far too late. Don't do that. Parvo is deadly serious, but supportive care increases a puppy's chances of survival significantly.
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*