this year for pride i'm identifying as a fucking problem :)

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

If I had a nickel for every movie released in the last year directed by a black man with a b plot about cunnilingus, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but excellent that it happened twice