╰ ▧ ჻ UNNECESSARILY TENSE.

all   these   starters   are   taken   from   the   broadway   musical   version   of   “beauty   and   the   beast”.   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit!

‘ who could ever learn to love… a beast? ‘

‘ bonjour! ‘

‘ ev'ry morning just the same. ‘

‘ and where are you off to, today? ‘

‘ how is your fam'ly? ‘

‘ i need six eggs! ‘

‘ that’s too expensive! ‘

‘ there must be more than this provincial life! ‘

‘ you’re the greatest hunter in the whole world! ‘

‘ no beast alive stands a chance against you. ‘

‘ don’t i deserve the best? ‘

‘ isn’t he dreamy? ‘

‘ be still my heart. ‘

‘ you call this bacon? ‘

‘ do you think i’m…odd? ‘

‘ where did you get an idea like that? ‘

‘ it’s just that, well, people talk. ‘

‘ i’m simply not like them. ‘

‘ you are unique: crème de la crème. ‘

‘ i’m on your side. ‘

‘ there’s nothing clearer in my life. ‘

‘ you make me proud. ‘

‘ you’re never strange. ‘

‘ don’t ever change. ‘

‘ you’re all i got. ‘

‘ on occasion, women can have their uses too. ‘

‘ inconceivable! ‘

‘ imagine that! ‘

‘ we shall be a perfect pair. ‘

‘ you are face to face with destiny! ‘

‘ i just don’t deserve you! ‘

‘ i want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ‘

‘ is this home? ‘

‘ is this where i should learn to be happy? ‘

‘ never were words so true! ‘

‘ i should stay here forever. ‘

‘ am i here for a day or forever? ‘

‘ cheer up, child. ‘

‘ it will turn out alright in the end, you’ll see. ‘

‘ i hope that we’ll be friends. ‘

‘ who does she think she is? ‘

‘ no one says “no” to [ name ]! ‘

‘ dismissed! rejected! publicly humiliated! why, it’s more than i can bear. ‘

‘ ev'ry guy here’d love to be you, [ name ]. ‘

‘ there’s no man in town as admired as you. ‘

‘ as a specimen, yes, i’m intimidating! ‘

‘ ev'ry last inch of me’s covered with hair. ‘

‘ i’m especially good at expectorating! ‘

‘ i use antlers in all of my decorating! ‘

‘ i’m afraid i’ve been thinking. ‘

‘ how long must this go on? ‘

‘ i simply made one careless wrong decision. ‘

‘ be our guest! ‘

‘ we only live to serve. ‘

‘ get your worries off your chest. ‘

‘ is it one lump or two? ‘

‘ life is so unnerving. ‘

‘ no passion could reach me. ‘

‘ no lesson could teach me. ‘

‘ if i can’t love her, then who? ‘

‘ let the world be done with me. ‘

‘ i wonder why i didn’t see it there before. ‘

‘ i have something to show you. but first, you have to close your eyes. it’s a surprise! ‘

‘ i’ve never seen so many books in my whole life! ‘

‘ who’d have ever thought that this could be? ‘

‘ you don’t know what you’re missing. ‘

‘ well, bless my soul. ‘

‘ well, who’d have known? ‘

‘ i’ll tell you when you’re older. ‘

‘ i know how it feels to be… different. ‘

‘ would you have dinner with me tonight? ‘

‘ do i make myself entirely clear? ‘

‘ i love incarceration. ‘

‘ it’s past your bedtime. good night, love. ‘

‘ if i didn’t know better, i’d think you had feelings for this monster. ‘

‘ it’s time to follow me. ‘

‘ i won’t let you do this! ‘

‘ try and stop us! ‘

‘ i’m coming with you. ‘

‘ i lost you once, i won’t lose you again! ‘

‘ screw your courage to the sticking place! ‘

‘ grab your sword! grab your bow! ‘

‘ we don’t like what we don’t understand. ‘

‘ you came back. ‘

‘ maybe it’s better this way. ‘

‘ no! don’t talk like that. ‘

‘ at least i get to see you one last time. ‘

‘ you’re my home. ‘

‘ stay with me. ‘

nsfw   and   triggering   themes   and   mentions   may   be   present,   such   as   blood,   gore,   murder,   death.

❛ It happened. Now it’s done. You live with it or it eats you up. ❜

❛ My people have guns. Yours don’t. ❜

❛ You keep choosing this life, you will die. ❜

❛ If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. ❜

❛ They don’t attack this place. They don’t kill us. ❜

❛ Most of the people here don’t even know how to fight, even if we had ammo. ❜

❛ We need food. You have it. We’re willing to work for it. ❜

❛ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❜

❛ Y'all are worse than a bunch of evangelical second graders. ❜

❛ I’m still me, but better. I lost everything and it made me stronger. ❜

❛ I killed so that I could live. I stopped counting when I hit double digits. ❜

❛ You wanna make today your last day on Earth? ❜

❛ What if it’s the last day on Earth for you? Or someone you love? ❜

❛ I’m a sinner. I sin almost every day.  ❜

❛ It was a sanctuary. People came and took this place. ❜

❛ I’ve been bitten, you stupid pricks! I’m tainted meat! ❜

❛ We can walk away, and we will never cross paths again! ❜

❛ Nightmares end. They shouldn’t end who you are. ❜

❛ The second it isn’t, the second we lose sight of that, it’s all over.. ❜

❛ We’re all gonna die and you let this happen for nothing. ❜

❛ Welcome to the human race, asshole. ❜

❛ You’re not the person people think you are. ❜

❛ Why don’t you say what’s really on your mind? ❜

❛ Some days, I don’t know what the hell to think. ❜

❛ You had no idea what you were talking about, did you? Did you?! ❜

❛ You hear me? I’m not giving up! People like me– people like me, they can live. ❜

❛ I like it here. I like the people. But… they’re weak, and I don’t want us to get weak too. ❜

❛ Yeah, you used to be somebody’s, huh? Now you’re just yours. ❜

❛ You know, everyone’s been through it somehow. Everyone. ❜

❛ I met a lot of bad people out here doing a lot of bad shit. ❜

❛ The evidence seems to go in that direction. ❜

❛ You well know that I’m not combat ready or even for that matter combat inclined. ❜

❛ God, you’re really that much of a coward? ❜

❛ It’s their world. We’re just living in it. ❜

❛ You don’t go outside those walls anymore. Not by yourself, not with anyone else. ❜

❛ It’s gonna get people killed. It’s already gotten people killed. ❜

❛ Play your cards right, maybe you don’t have to die. ❜

❛ Things don’t get better because you– you want them to. ❜

❛ Starting right now, we have to live in the real world. ❜

❛ When you care about people, hurt is kind of part of the package. ❜

❛ I’m gonna take a group out. Best not waste any more time. ❜

❛ When I fell on my ass, they should have just left me out there. ❜

❛ Everything we’ve been working so hard to keep out, it found its way in. ❜

❛ Everybody makes it, till they don’t. ❜

❛ I killed two people and you haven’t said a word about it. ❜

❛ You can’t think forever. Sooner or later, you’ve got to make a move.. ❜

❛ I mean, what the hell is going on in this cabin? Were they storing those biters? ❜

❛ I could use a vacation. Get away. Just for a weekend. ❜

❛ Is this what you want? Is this what any one of you want? ❜

❛ Now you put down your weapons, walk through those gates you’re one of us. ❜

❛ Get in your cars, get your guns. We go in, kill them all! ❜

❛ I’m a piece of shit. Why would you want my help? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m not very good at making boys your age laugh. ❜

❛ So you tell me how in the holy hell did you possibly kill this truck? ❜

‘ wanna trade? ’

‘ nothing scares me anymore. ’

‘ i’ll gut you like a fish. ’

‘ we got a code around here. protect each other. ’

‘ aim for the head. ’

‘ i will crack your face in two, do you hear me? now shut up and get back to work. ’

‘ got a death wish? ’ 

‘ i lost someone, too. ’

‘ we need your help. ’

‘ but you’re just a kid. ’

‘ we need supplies. you coming? ’

‘ you took them away from me. my family. people i loved. ’

‘ sometimes, you have to do bad things to survive. ’

‘ i don’t sleep. ’

‘ have mercy! ’

‘ look, it was either him or me.’

‘ they turned. ’

‘ surrender and i might reconsider. ’

‘ get the fuck away from me. ’

‘ are we going to be okay? ’

‘ yeah, i’m a good shot. ’

‘ what do you want? ’

‘ why, that’s a gun pressed to the back of your head. rise and shine, sleeping beauty. ’

‘ you know how to use a gun? ’

‘ i told you to hide. this isn’t a game. people are going to die. ’

‘ we’ll bring them back home, somehow. ’

‘ they’re coming this way. ’

‘ hands up! ’

‘ what was it like? before the world changed? ’

‘ it’s a trap! ’

‘ they’re gone. ’

‘ i can’t walk. ’

‘ easy, easy. it’s only me. ’

‘ we need to keep moving. stay ahead of those things. ’

‘ get some rest. i’ll take the next watch. ’

one thing I believe should be more heavily influenced in the roleplay community ( that really isn’t respected ) is the RIGHT OF REFUSAL. not everyone has to say yes to a roleplay, even if you delivered sugar-coated candied comments abt their portrayal / characterization / etc. if you give those things, it should be from your HEART, and not because you are attempting to ENTICE them into writing with you.

with refusal comes MAJOR ANXIETY – most writers don’t feel comfortable saying that they don’t want to write with someone, and it is because they want to avoid hurting their feelings. believe it or not, there are KIND ways of telling someone you don’t have an interest in writing with them – and those ways should be respected. do not make someone FEEL BAD for not wanting to write with you; and do not FORCE them to tell you their reasoning. as long as they are kind, you should respect their decision and not be rude towards them.

❛ Life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe. ❜

❛ I’ll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok? ❜

❛ I don’t see it. ❜

❛ Excuse me! ❜

❛ Do you mind? ❜

❛ Next time get your own damn lipstick. ❜

❛ I love you. ❜

❛ Bite me. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you save her? ❜

❛ It’s okay to be angry. ❜

❛ I’m not angry. I am pissed off!  ❜

❛ Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❜

❛ You’re pregnant? ❜

❛ This is completely illegal. ❜

❛ Let’s not get technical now. ❜

❛ Cut the cryptic crap. ❜

❛ Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid? ❜

❛ Hey, that’s like me. ❜

❛ You might have some problems. ❜

❛ You could scare the hair off a cat. ❜

❛ Then make it simple. ❜

❛ Kiss this bitch. ❜

❛ Have you been exercising your powers daily? ❜

❛ Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass. ❜

❛ You got anything that would go with combat boots? ❜

❛ I’ve come to the conclusion that if you’ve got it, then you must flaunt it.

❛ Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them. ❜

❛ You summoned me to a cage where our powers don’t work so, what, we could all die together? ❜

❛ That’s probably better advice. ❜

❛ We kick evil’s ass every day. ❜

❛ I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.

❛ Hey, did you make the potion? ❜

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜

❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜

❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜

❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜

❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜

❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜

❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜

❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜

❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜

❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜

❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜

❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜

❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜

❛  just touch me here..  ❜

❛  i want to touch you.  ❜

❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜

❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜

❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜

❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜

❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜

❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜

❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜

❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜

❛  make love to me.  ❜

❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜

❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜

❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜

❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜

❛  go down a little further.  ❜

❛  what? are you scared?  ❜

❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜

❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜

❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜

❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜

❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜

❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜

❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜

❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜

❛  beg for it.  ❜

❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜

❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜

❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜

❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜

❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜

❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜

❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜

❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜

❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜

❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜

❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜

❛  give it to me rough.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜

❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜

❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜

❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜

❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜

❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜

❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜

❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜

❛  undress me.  ❜

Just trying to make conversation.

Hell’s fine.

Don’t worry about Hell. Hell’s complicated.

What’s your problem, then?

You have to believe me.

I didn’t know this was going to happen.

I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied.

I never lied. That’s important. It’s fundamental.

He took his own life with the blade.

He died.

You can understand why I never spoke of this.

Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation?

Maybe miracles do come true.

What you’re feeling right now, it’s not death.

Let’s go take a howl at that moon.

Is this it? Is this all there is?

The more you kill, the better you feel.

The less you kill, the less better you feel.

Your body’s not strong enough.

And I wanted to do you the honour of sealing this deal personally.

Your choice. You can cling to six decades of deep-seated homophobia, or just give it up.

Do you have any idea how much this rug cost?

This is it, right? This is what it’s all about.

We need to talk. Privately.

It’s called survival.

I forgot you two at best are functional morons.

We’re just servants to him.

What if I give you this thing and you go kill the devil?

You probably need some more ammunition.

What’s in the gift bag?

Whore.

She/he’s using you.

Whatever. I’m not calling you Dad.

That was a complete and utter dog’s breakfast, wasn’t it?

I’m so glad the world is ending.

We could always shove it up your..

You did good back there, Moose.

I’ll deny it if you ever quote me, but I’m proud of you.

Are you joking? I just saved your life.

We deserve to be loved.

I deserve to be loved.

I just want to be loved.

What are we drinking?

I’m trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?

Did you really think you could kidnap me and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?

They told me you were dead.

I’ll kill him myself.

I am your king.

Too busy inflicting pain to answer.

When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.

You can’t trust me. But sadly, I can’t trust you either.

Why do you have to use tongue?

Yes, I know. I’m a hell of a guy.

This is getting maudlin. Can we go?

You betrayed me?

No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.

This is, by far, the dumbest idea you’ve ever had.

I’m confused. Why aren’t you dead?

I came here to help you.

I’ve found out you’ve been lying to me.

You bore me. You know that?

Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

I’m lucky to be alive.

He made me beg.

I would rather stick white-hot skewers in my eyes than listen to you two bitches bicker.

I gave you the terms of my deal.

Well, if you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.

Defiling her/his corpse just made number one on my to-do list.

Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass.

Oh, I’m a bad thing. He’s a worse thing.

Why do you hate me?

Best shut your gob. Employees don’t question management.

I don’t hold grudges.

With all due respect, I don’t think you can handle my rod.

The bitch tends to hold a grudge.

We should be friends.

You may have brought me into this world, but you were never my mother.

I’m choosing me.

I do what I want, when I want and I don’t take orders from you.

You’re right. I’m a monster.

I’ve done things you can’t even imagine. Horrible, evil, messy things. And I’ve loved every damn minute.

ACT MY AGE.

I’m fat and old.

My kids think I’m a joke.

I know that you’ll always understand.

I won’t act my age.

I can count on you after all we got up to.

I know that you truly understand.

My hair is falling out.

CHANGE YOUR TICKET.

Get back in bed.

We still got time left.

This don’t have to be over.

It’s hard to keep a secret.

Don’t leave me all alone in this hotel.

I promise that I’ll never tell.

You should probably stay.

Don’t go.

It’s not the same when you’re gone.

It’s not good to be all alone.

Don’t play innocent.

Aren’t we way past that?

We did that when we were younger.

I don’t wanna say goodbye.

CLOUDS.

We should try to keep it simple.

Love is never, ever simple.

You’re gonna wish you never left me.

Will it ever end?

We’re never coming back.

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.

I’ve been here for days.

I’m never gonna get away.

They’ll be coming to find me soon.

I fear I’m getting used to being held by you.

Look what you’ve done to me.

I’ll never leave if you keep holding me this way.

Who’s this man/woman holding your hand?

I fell for you.

There’s no other place I’d ever wanna go.

FOOLS GOLD.

I let you use me from the day that we first met.

But I’m not done yet.

I don’t regret falling for you.

I’m the first to admit that I’m reckless.

I get lost in your beauty.

I know your love’s not real.

EIGHTEEN.

I got a heart and I got a soul.

I don’t want to feel alone.

I have loved you since we were eighteen.

These arms were made for holding you.

I wanna love like you made me feel when we were eighteen.

We took a chance.

I knew we’d be fine.

Pour me a drink, love.

STEAL MY GIRL.

She’s been my queen since we were sixteen.

We want the same things.

We dream the same dreams.

She/he is the one.

Find another one because she/he belongs to me.

I don’t exist if I don’t have her/him/you.

I’ve never let her/him down before.

DRAG ME DOWN.

I’m not scared of the dark.

You’re my only reason.

If I didn’t have you, I would have nothing left.

If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun.

You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me.

Nobody can drag me down.

INFINITY.

It’s like I’m frozen, but the world still turns.

I’m one step closer to being two steps far from you.

Everybody wants you.

I was there for you.

All I ever wanted was the truth.

How many nights have you wished someone would stay?

I feel myself running out of time.

END OF THE DAY.

You’re on fire.

Love can be frightening for sure.

You follow your heart even though it’ll break.

You love who you love.

There ain’t no other way.

You’re the one I want at the end of the day.

IF I COULD FLY.

I think I might give up everything.

I’m completely defenceless.

I’m missing half of me when we’re apart.

I’ve got scars, even though they can’t always be seen.

Pain gets hard, but now you’re here and I don’t feel a thing.

OLIVIA.

You told me I didn’t give you enough.

Please believe me.

Don’t you see the things you mean to me?

I live for you.

I long for you.

I got the feeling you’re walking out.

You live in my imagination.

I love you, that’s all I do.

LOVE YOU GOODBYE.

It’s inevitable that everything that’s good comes to an end.

It’s impossible to know if after this we can still be friends.

Maybe you should show a little mercy.

I know you didn’t come to apologise.

Won’t you give it to me one last time?

Let me love you goodbye.

I know there’s nothing I can do to change it.

Is it something that can be negotiated?

My heart’s already breaking.

HISTORY.

You gotta help me.

I’m losing my mind.

I thought we were going strong.

I thought we were holding on. Aren’t we?

They don’t teach you this in school.

My heart’s breaking and I don’t know what to do.

You and me got a whole lot of history.

We could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen.

We can live forever.

We always find a way to make it out alive.

You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay?

Yes, I was wondering if you’d be willing to inspect my privates.

You stupid shit! Shut the fuck up.

Check out the gun.

Whoa! Put the gun down.

You want to get yourself shot? Is that it?

What the hell are you doing here?

I’ll leave you alone, okay?

I guess you want to be alone.

Y’know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog.

He/she/they was my best friend in the whole world.

I didn’t have a lot of friends. In fact, I had no friends.

NAME was my friend and I really loved him/her/them.

I killed him.

I was really heartbroken.

He/she/they was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved.

You guys really looked after me a lot more than you had to.

You are my family.

You are my friends.

I’m sleeping with my wife’s two sisters.

Hey, I didn’t call your names! You fuckface.

Who’s this joker?

Run him over.

What if he shoots us with that assault rifle?

Don’t be a don’t-be, be a do-be.

Be positive.

We’re better than him/them/her!

You wanna get married, don’t cha?

Why didn’t you tell me?

I didn’t want to put any pressure on you.

I’ll take you any way I can get you.

Care to run that by me again?

Do you know what? I don’t like you.

I can’t go out with you.

I’m in a relationship, I’m very happy.

You’ve got to stop bothering me.

You’re disgusting.

What’s the matter with you people?

He’s dead, man. He’s fuckin’ dead.

The guy’s been shot four times.

He was executed.

We got people gettin’ killed left, right and centre.

I’m gonna be a grandfather.

He ain’t worth dying for.

I’m too old for this shit.

How the hell did he do that?

Somebody took my phone and called Afghanistan.

I’ll draw his fire and you run for cover.

You’re gonna be a father.

No, I’m not okay. I just had my ass kicked again.

You’re getting too old for this shit.

We’re dinosaurs headed for extinction.

What happened last night?

There’s something I’m not supposed to tell you.

Take your clothes off.

You look a little banged up.

This is one of the most painful fuckin’ experiences of my life.