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noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

I once read a high school AU set in England where the students were studying “AP US History”

i once read a fic where a chinese guy from china named Shang Quinghua worked in an office with creepy stuff happening and thought about "what if I'm the idiot white guy who dies first"

official boob post

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

-The Canada Geese by the Costco

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

Tongs

Pro-homosexual forces have claimed victory in Hockeytown City Centre; fighting continues in the outlying districts.

I make fun of this, but it's seriously important that we 'pro-homosexual' forces don't give a single fucking millimetre to these pigs, even on something as seemingly trivial as rainbow hockey tape or Scholastic book fairs.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go