Be Excellent To Each Other, But Also, To Yourself

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

My understanders will Understand me

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one