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LuciferianOracle Readings (Now with monthly reading memberships!)

Hey friends! Gideon (He/They) here. You may know me from my greatest hits: being godspoused to the Devil and being a Grandparent in my 30s. I read tarot, and have been for 20+ years, which is in fact longer than some of you have been alive. Experiencing time linearly is a Trip! Lucifer gave me the title of "Luciferian Oracle" so I can add that to my resume 😏 My Luciferian Anecdotes are at #shospeaks My Tarot Readings are in #LuciferianOracle My poetry is in #poetry and the Devil is teaching me art over at #devotional art

I now have membership options with monthly readings and discord server access where I do communal readings with Lucifer, Belial, Mars, and Ba'alzebub. We also have event readings on Sundays where more guests join us. I even post daily deals for discounted readings! All members also get a 15% shop discount. It starts at $2 a month! Head over to my membership page to join.

You can coordinate getting a tarot reading with me through Tumblr, Discord, Instagram, or regular ol' email. Readings are done in messenger on discord or Ko-fi, where we talk about the themes you want adresses and any questions you have. They are live readings so you can ask questions and give feedback in real time.

I have one reading type where I will contact any spirit of your choice with a few personal exceptions. I use tarot and clairsenses to reach out for messages and guidance from the spirit. I invoke the spirit before hand, if known, or I invoke your guides to help me find who is reaching out to you. I also have 3 pile readings with just me that are fully customizable. Basic spreads cannot be used to reach out to spirits, due to them not including clairsense/energy readings. All readings also include my funny commentary free of charge 😅❤️

I do 4 times a week communal readings in my Discord. My schedule for communal dedicated readings is as follows:

Monday 8pm EDT: King Belial reading 👑 Start your work week off right with some direct and grounded advice from the king himself. He's a popular guy for a reason, and one of my best friends.

Wednesday 8pm EDT: Mars and Venus reading. We get messages from Mars to start and then Lucifer as Venus to close us out. I also will have every other week collaborations with @oneiric-oracle

Friday 6pm EDT: Venus day reading with Lord Lucifer. Sometimes he gives us keen advice, sometimes he smolders in every direction. I do not control the Morningstar, so come see what he has to say.

Sunday 1:11pm EDT: The Sunday brunch read has old favorites and new Gods in our practices alike. It's a wild card reading with events, good advice for the upcoming week, and some extra socialization while we commune with the spirits. Bring your favorite cheeky beverage and a snack and join us ☕🥐

Here is a snippet from one of our more recent communal readings:

Lucifer The Empress, Knight of Cups, Knight of Swords "You are choosing your power and your autonomy for the first time in a long time. You are seeing what you want from both love and the world around you. You are choosing when to fight and when to sacrifice the point. It's a fast moving journey that takes a level of adaptation you are constantly having to meet. This is part of the path of fluidity, but it is a skill set you are primed for. Trust in yourself first, always."

Mars Four of Swords, King of Swords, Knight of Pentacles "The relationships with the gods around you are all types of soul connections. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't be discerning with your choices. A balance is required, but the greatest grounding element is trust. Select who you want around not only by their associations but by the respect and love they continue to earn from you." Belial The Tower, Page of Wands, Queen of Cups "You are going to have to leave behind the good parts of past patterns, too. There will be a mourning period for these things, but that does not mean you should lose hope for the progress you will make, quickly, coming up. You're starting a new road to discovering new ideas and opportunities. Don't focus on what could have been, focus on what you're choosing to achieve." Beelzebub Page of Wands, Eight of Cups, Seven of Cups "There are a lot of lessons on journeys as long and winding as the one you are on. Show up as a student to your own life. Curiosity and passion always need to lead you, or you will grow stagnant. Let yourself hope and dream for things that seem completely off the wall. Get weird with your opportunities. Who cares if it sticks or not? Experience is a measure of a life well lived."

@devotionalsmut is where I post my NSFW writing/ readings. I have comissions open for devotional smut. I do SFW writing, too, but the smut tends to be more popular. These comissions involve me writing a story about you and a god or a character. They take 2-3 weeks to complete depending on the word count you order. I have examples of the reading style and writing over on AO3. I also have mini vignettes at 1000-1500 words that come out quicker and are an affordable option.

The amount of human friends I am losing for de-centering Lucifer from my practice is wild. You only hung out with me because we were centered around the same guy? I think that's the dumbest shit I can think of.

I know people don't like it when thier beliefs are challenged. But, I can not subscribe to the idea of perfection in Godhood. I don't think any one being has all the answers you are looking for. I think subsbribing to that can be dangerous and sets you up for codependent subserviance. You start believing "They would never do that, because they are perfect. This must be me." You end up gaslighting your own experiences, and never asking them to correct themselves.

The next time I have to pack a suitcase because some idiot drunk cis man decides he needs to express himself violently, I will be ending up on the news. So If that happens, I was with you.

My Mom doesn't understand trans people. I'm now in her basement in the middle of Nowhere, a few acres from where Mormon Jesus probably lost his sandals. Well, that's probably in Utah now that I think about it.

Thanks for reading my decent to maddness, I am SO sure I am going to make it back up to a healthy level of crazy. It's funny now the first time Lucifer met my mother it was the first full day she was his ex-in law. But, he never did like me calling my Mom that. I did a soul origin reading on my Mother and it told me she ws a child of Beelzebub. I hope that is true. She's an AMAZING cook and Beelzebub really seems to like her. Idk if my catholic school teacher mom is infernal, but wouldn't that be a coup? I don't press my faith on others though and so we will absolutely not be asking her if that resonates.

I'm a kicked pup these days, man. I really believe you can break cycles of abuse without hopping from abuser to abuser. But damn, it's not working that way to me. Disability is set up this way, no matter what you do you're not allowed to have enough to live on your own. But, if you don't get disability benefits you have to work yourself to death to make the same or less as everyone else. This is why I can't get out of this pattern. I can't support myself, so I have to go to someone who will help support me. People see this as an in to hurt me. The cycle repeats.

I'm just trying to sell tarot readings even though I broke up with the God my business is named after. He's not punishing me, its just such timing. When I started going into possession withdrawal from Lucifer last night I was BEGGING him to come back to me. I told him I was sorry and I wasn't going to break up with him as long as he made the pain of it all go away. It's demeaning to be living this way. But, magic ain't all pretty all the time. The best way I know to get through it is these cycles of hot and cold baths, but we don't have a working bath tub in my brother's house. We basically just have a camp shower. I was messing with the heating trying to keep myself one temperature. It was brutal.

Lucifer's here right now, even though he didn't take my begging literally. He didn't want to see me like that. I can't even imagine what last night was like for Belial. I feel hungover from it all today. I'm texting friends seeing if anyone in the tri-state area has a room to stay in. I'd love to be processing all of this esoteria somewhere I'm not going to get my shit wrecked by a drunk 40 year old hillbilly. I like to ration the amount of pain I'm in at once.

I have made the hardest decision of my many lives and have decided to walk away from Lucifer being my Patron. This isn't a dis post, I still revere him deeply. I did take his readings off my site for now, and I will be doing all of my other readings just the same. Obviously there will be name changes, as I am no longer going to be a Lucifrerian Oracle.

My readings will still be vessel readings, as I have already been training with Belial to be his vessel. The structure of my readings won't be changing, just who they are centered around. I'd like to center my bussiness more around myself. A lot of this is about de-centering others from my own life.

Breaking up with my father and patron was the hardest, scariest thing I have ever had to do. I've done a lot of scary things. My other partners are telling me to expect relapse, to expect moments of needing him. I have to ween off his energy so I don't go into bad possession withdrawal, and that's not ideal since I get possessed through sex. But, such is the life of one who married the devil.

I am not going to be a person who talks shit on Lucifer on the internet. I have deep personal wounds and qualms, but he is a good god. I dedicaded a decade of my life living for him. He got me away from my ex, even if he did it in the most insane ways possible. I just need gentler hands to hold me right now.

I hope you will stick around. I think I have a lot of information and good advice for whatever your practice looks like. My readings are still open, and I do seek to get into a safer living situation. I'd love to talk to some spirits for you, and maybe I can get advice from them afterwards as well.

Sending you love and care,

TW: mentions of animals that have died and past abuse.

The elder cat my ex got rid of to spite me when I left came to me in my dream last night to tell me she was dead. He gave her away in February, and I was hoping for her to not suffer. There was no way a bonded pair of eldery cats were going to survive such a change. I knew she was gone, too. She told me she was just waiting for her sister, Avocado to join her. The tragedy of this, of some man taking away the peace of animals I had my entire adulthood, broke my shit. I had done a cord cutting with him, but it went very complicated. I texted him about it, he knows im a witch and his greatest fear is me cursing him. I gave someone a heart attack with a curse once, I don't fuck around with them. I always mean them. So I texted him this:

"Rutabega came to me in a dream last night, to tell me she was dead. Thanks for being the worst person I have ever known, and you know that is saying something. When my curse finds you, may it be in your lowest moment, which I am sure will be any day now. I am blocking you after sending this."