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this is what 90's game ads looked like

disclosure: i work for the CIA & i make 300k a year creating new fetishes to keep communists masturbating and off the streets organizing.

I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

im wearing $1.4k in clothing rn…what a time to be alive 😴

aye thats cool man, yo uh…turn ya location on

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done