phantasms fantastic

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

you can get addicted to a certain kind of spreadsheet

not now kitten. daddy is falling victim to the spiral of existential dread that comes with being the working class

Can we want more or is that not allowed?

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

somewhere, there’s moonlight on the ocean

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

I feel a sliver of sun on my skin and get the urge to tell anyone and everyone that I love them

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

they just don’t make stores with tvs in the window all playing the same channel for you to stop and watch on the street when something horrifically terrible and/or amazingly awesome is happening anymore