indecisions

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio

person (non-practicing)

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

Hey anyone notice how google translate is being pretty liberal with their translations as of late? Takin some real liberties to infer tone.