Eclipse

This game is so unserious, i was just trying to finishing the annual mini-game absent mindedly, and here suddenly i was slapped by a plot Harry got an invitation of his ex-gf, Cho's wedding 🤣 it literally came from nowhere, i was busy laughing. Since this game was based on 2008ish, Harry had been Ginny's husband for 5 years, Lily-lu was born around this time, suddenly i was thinking a scenario Harry brought a very pregnant Ginny or postpartum Ginny for the wedding since well it was DA's reunion. God knows i hope Cho's spouse was not Michael Corner or i will roll over laughing again at that hilarious awkward situation (we never knew Cho's canon future), wdym Harry and Ginny attended their exes's wedding as if I can stop snorting every time I reread/remembered how freaking JKR made Cho and Michael together after broken up with H and G 😭😭 but if it was... well the weasleys will find it to be the joke of the year, then I remember Fred was not around anymore to share the joke with George and I HATE MYSELF.

Anyway love how this mini-game ended with my beloved Golden Trio and Harry just accepting his fate as Romione's third wheel as usual, he won't mind as long as he was not forced to choose one of them when they fought xD

That date was forever stained, the aftermath is haunting your birthday forever. Can't think these characters that end wars on their supposed day can look at that date with joys as before... Especially on harry's case, he ended TWO wars, one where his parents murdered, albeit he was just one year old and he only knew the full story and what followed around him in his teen years... He was hailed as boy who lived, a hero yet living his childhood suffering, none of the wiser. The second one was where he already understood the situations better than anyone, he was hardened by the loss of people who the thought as guardians, friends, innocent people... And when he thought he knew everything already, there was a big plot twist slapping him to the point he himself accepted death fully.

Found this dumb takes (from weeks ago) coincidentally with people in narutwt currently fighting with their lives over 'Naruto first friend' 'Naruto first bond' aka the disguise of 'Lets diminish Sasuke importance that was as high as great wall of china in Narutos life' discourse. It's funny af because yes, this boring discourse happened every single time people without malice pointed out how lonely Naruto's childhood and how the one who saved him from that darkness were Iruka and Sasuke, or whenever it was mentioned Sasuke is not coldblooded asshole who reached out Naruto's hand first. Like a clockwork dumb people crawling from their caves flooding the discourse with their made no sense comments that was full of brain rot from SP's propaganda that never existed in CANON MANGA. Just like that picture of those NH/Hinata fans talked about....

Just saying shit to reply another shit 😭 that's how you know you can never take those losers seriously, like in what world Chouji, Shikamaru, Hinata were in the worst phase of Naruto's life, they might see how Naruto suffered, YET, DID THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? Did they approach him? Did they recognize his value face to face that got Naruto's recognition too? No.

Those people only approached and accepted him when Naruto proved his own worth, never had they reach out to him when he was needed those acknowledgement the most. The only right thing they've spewed was Iruka, and Iruka was the FIRST, stop sidelineing him with irrelevant characters that Naruto never mentioned at all as his first bond, how can you say you read original work and say SOMEONE came before Iruka, when Iruka's acknowledgement to Naruto is the central point of Chapter 1-2? Not even I, nor any SNS enjoyers deny this. After Iruka, undoubtedly it was Sasuke, I don't even have to explain this because if you have eyes and brain, you can see it yourself, after all Naruto and Sasuke's bond IS THE MAIN STORY.

- Again, in what world Hinata came first, then Iruka, then Shikamaru, then as result team 7? And then saying shit that it happened in OG work, while Chouji's filler and they have never been shown as close? IJBOL 😭😭 saying this dumbassery when it happened to Hinata too (along with Shikamaru), like damn girl are you seriously being this stupid? This is pot calling the kettle black case, your fave's entire existence made up by fillers pushed up by SP itself, even your ship needed a filler movie to explain the non-existent relationship and development of your bland mid ship. And you expect people to take you seriously?

Hate team 7 all you want, I don't care with them too but saying they were lesser than Shikamaru or Hinata for Naruto is just a total delusion. Not even Naruto himself agree with you, he after all is what holding that dysfunctional group together 👍

And for that second post, congratulations on that lavender loveless marriage and unhappy family, that was what Kishimoto wrote after all 🥳 nothing changed the fact Naruto dutifully ignored his own family tho 🤗

All of these shit shows only happened because they are so triggered by Sasuke's existence, you can see how they won't mention him at all or boxing him into team 7, when Sasuke had always been THE SINGULAR in Naruto's life. Dumb people love to say SNS fans are triggered and scared of Sakura or Hinata's existence getting in the way of SNS, while we don't really care about them just as the men don't give a fuck about them, we just pointed something obvious from the text. But are you sure it's not the other way around? For this instance NH/Hinata fans/Dude bros were sure going to any lengths as long as it was eradicating Sasuke's importance and existence in Naruto's life when Naruto always had to yap every single time about Sasuke unpromptly. You can mention Iruka because he isn't a threat and a father figure for Naruto yet dying at the slightest mention of Sasuke? Like if you are so secure, content, and happy with your so called canon endgame ships, why are you trying so hard erasing Sasuke or Naruto in each other lives? To the point of lying about original work when all shits in favor for your ships came from fillers.