Depressed But Hilarious

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

"why would you monologue your evil plan to the heroes" Autism

imagine having the opportunity to tell to the one other person in the story that you consider about all your hard work and then not doing it. I could never + imagine not expecting them to reason in the same exact way you do and therefore validate your evil plans. I could never

certified soup post

THE WEASARD

microdosing on being a dragon by watching my breath fog in the cold winter air

Romance is alive in the swamp.

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

two things: I hate change and having my routines interrupted. I hate things being the same it’s boring

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

They weren’t fighting they were just cutting the sexual tension