oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

and of course that far north it's hard to get a tan

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

there’s a Masters of the Universe billboard near the cafe i like and i need to find a picture of this particular design because just describing how shitty it is won’t convey anything

okay there’s no pictures of it online because no one gives a shit but imagine: i can’t drink my coffee without making eye contact with the gigantic shitty visage of Jared Leto Skeletor. however, they’ve completely rendered him bland. tasteless. he’s not green or yellow and has like no purple on him. so it’s just Skeletor’s head in his hood, a plain white skull in a black hood, so it looks like Spirit Halloween. and he has 2 red lightbulbs in his eyes