Who that man
the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h
you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!
Oh my god I forgot his peanut
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@increasinglyembarrassed
Who that man
the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h
you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!
Oh my god I forgot his peanut

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.
My favorite part is the sink.
Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay in READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME

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They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her
Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure
Tumblr: we are a no porn website now
Porn: you cannot kill me in a way that matters
[video id: A video of giant spherical jaw breaker candies melting over an extremely hot cone. The cone is red with heat, sometimes catching on fire throughout the video. Throughout the video the jawbreaker bounces and vibrates up and down on the cone. It also bubbles and spews melted jawbreaker liquid everywhere, including dripping down the cone and over itself. Intermittently excessive smoke and steam obscures the melting jawbreaker before clearing once more. It ends with someone holding up the melted jawbreaker to the camera showing the giant tunnel-like hole now running through its centre, and the colourful layers inside the candy. The video was uploaded by “Florida Fox Anthill Art” on TikTok and is titled “BHRC [Big Hot Red Cone] vs jaw breaker”. end id]
[image id: Several tumblr tags related to the video described above. All tags allude or address the, likely unintended, sexual nature of the video. For the purpose of readability no usernames were included. Tags read as follows:
#1: “finally: dragon boyfriend”
#2: [melting face emoji]
#3: “How I bounce on it with weak hips and a nerve disorder”
#4: “we need regular porn back on this website”
#5: “no comment”
#6: “pretty sure this is against tumblrs guidelines [hot and sweating emoji]”
#7: “sighs deeply / I should call her”
#8: “the foley artists simulating roadrunner topping wiley coyote”
#9: “bouncing on it in a self destructive manner”
#10: “ya / vid”
#11: [all caps] “normal porn back I beg you”
#12: “I should call her…”
#13: “we need to get normal porn back on this site”
#14: “this is way better than regular porn / I’ve seen a zillion naked people before but this is a brand new experience”
end id]
Petrified opalized wood
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crossed dying stars to get to you
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire
These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.
I made one comment, and it was this:
No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.
So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵💫
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
@bonyfish
uninstall adobe acrobat. it is malware. it has been malware. these aren't opinions: acrobat meets the definition of malware.
it installs a user-login-time "startup" executable that ignores any windows directives to disable it on startup. doing so only removes the even-more-malicious taskbar-icon-creating advertisement-notification-creating process. no matter what you do, the sleeper "updater" process starts when you log in, and runs perpetually
it sends & receives encrypted network traffic both periodically and non-periodically. both are bad, both are suspicious, and a program doing both is more suspicious than the sum of their parts. and to boot: acrobat will polymorphically edit its code after such network activity
this isn't new: it has always done this. now, it does not even do the thing it is meant to: provide a way to interact with documents, which is amongst the very first features computers were built to provide. you can merely open PDFs and read some of their content in the narrow space between the requests for adobe to give them your money, and interface for features you cannot use (because you don't) or do not, have not, and will not ever need
adobe and microsoft would very much like the user's cultural norms around computers to allow for advertisement built into the local software and even operating system itself. the web being 100% advertisements was not enough! sure enough, acrobat will hijack the windows notifications system thing to give you the 2026 equivalent of pop-ups
i don't really know enough about windows software equivalents, so i'll paypal $20 to the first person that reblogs this with a list of 3-5 PDF reader/editor/etc acrobat equivalents that meet the following criteria:
open source, locally-built executables must match checksum of prebuilt distributed executable
no paid features/premium version/subscription/whatever
not a toy hobby project thing, must be windows-users-proof
cheers
Firefox's built-in PDF.js viewer: does everything you could want from a basic viewer, fast enough search, and can now do annotations for filling in forms and such
KDE Okular: is a decent viewer and can also do basic annotations, and is so not-a-toy that you can even download it on the Windows app store.
LibreOffice Draw: I don't ever really like having to open this but if you have to edit a PDF in detail it does work, and doesn't just vomit up a bunch of polygons when you give it text to work with. Better as an authoring tool than an editor.
I've 100% replaced free acrobat with the firefox built-in and it works wonderfully for general office use and research/reading/viewing. It doesn't have robust redaction capabilities, but if you need to fill and sign and highlight a form it's actually much more intuitive than acrobat reader.

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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
The Kei Truck Garden Contest, Japan (2018)
Landscaping contractors from various regions of Japan bring their mini pickup trucks to an event known as "the Kei Truck Garden Contest." They dedicate several hours to converting the cargo bed into a miniature garden.