Incorrect One Piece

Luffy: What's so special about a blood moon? Nami says that happens to her every month

Sanji: The "D" in dirt stands for Do Not Eat Me.

Zoro: *Chokes*

Sanji, horrified, certain he heard wrong: A- A what???

Luffy: You know, a Quickie, that pie thing you made for dinner the other night

*Zoro laughing/choking/crying/on the floor off to the side*

Sanji:

Nami: But we lost Zoro

Anyway here's a Chopper, Happy holidays:

Please don't send things that would a be a Submission in my Asks box! Ask box is for questions, comments, or requests directed at ME specifically! And also it spams my inbox so I can't see people who do have a question or comment. I have Submissions open!!! They will always be open! You should be able to submit by clicking the three dots at the top of my page underneath where the Ask button is in the drop menu. I love ya'll and your ideas!! it's just a nice separation I like to keep so that I can keep things orginised and give you all proper credit for YOUR ideas. If you need any help send an ask and I'll do a walk through on how to access the Submission area, or if somethings WRONG with it let me know please!!.

Zoro, casually: Did the afternoon Snail get your horoscope wrong again?

Nami, sobbing: It said today was gonna be awful, but its been really nice ToT

Pls remember to report overly sexual ads, not only are they not something everyone should be subjected to and seem to be taking over tumblr as of late, but some people (me included) have PTSD triggered by stuff like that or are just triggred in general and no one can filter ads.

The more people who report them the more tumblr staff actually acknowledges the communities upset at them.