#incorrect qoutes

Mira: yes?

Zoey: they're out of my ADHD medication for 5 days

Mira: oh my god

Zoey: it's gonna be a fun week

Rumi*sprinting to the door*: im going to celiene's

dick: (name) is here.

you: *waves*

jason: ...it's guys and (name) night!

tim: every night is guys and (name) night with him.

dick: it's his first real realtionship.

Y/n *trips down, glares at the floor, apologizes to the ant, missing the water rim, spilling half of the bottle, choking over the rest*: Hi !

Simon: That one. I want that one!

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?

Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…

Y/N: Whuat?!

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Ps. timeline? What's that?

Ps 2. Dunno how to start so just going random interaction go brr

Ps 3. For more, see here

Bruce B. : Hello?

Bruce W. : Hello?

Bruce B. : I'm Bruce Banner.

Bruce W. : Okay? I'm Bruce Wayne.

Bruce B. : ?? I'm the hulk ??

Bruce W. : Hulk? Never heard of that??

Bruce B. : ...

Bruce B. : I think I'm lost from my Earth.

—

Bruce W. : So you're from another Earth and you turn into a big green monster when angry?

Bruce B. : *uncomfortable* Basically.

Bruce W. : Cool. I'll call Constantine.

Bruce B. : Cool??

Bruce W. : Yeah?? Cool.

—

Bucky: So you were raised as a weapon from birth, no choices, no autonomy?

Cass: *nods slowly*

Bucky: *tearing up* I'm so sorry to hear that. *hugs Cass*

Cass: B and others helped *snuggles closer because the man clearly needs it*

Later:

Bruce: I feel uneasy... *turns around*

Bruce: Holy hell, Barnes! You almost gave me a heart attack!!

Bucky: *snatches Bruce's hand and squeezes* Thank you *disappeares*

Bruce: ???

—

Bruce B. : ...and then there's vibranium–

Bruce W. : What's that?

Bruce B. : An element?

Bruce W., very dryly: What does it do? Vibrates?

Bruce B. : ...

Bruce B. : Actually, all atoms vibrate–

—

Hal: So you turn green?

Bruce B. : Uh yes?

Hal: Awesome, dude. Welcome to our 'Green Club'!

Oliver: That's not even a thing–

J'onn: Why are you here then?

Oliver: *shuts his mouth and quietly sips his drink*

—

Bucky: *has blue eyes, black hair, tragic backstory*

Bruce W. : ...Batputer, how do I adopt a 109 years old grown ex-assassin?

—

Tony: Quinjet is better.

Bruce W. : Javelin tops.

Tony & Bruce W. : *intense staring match*

Hal, whispering to Barry: *gestures at Quinjet* Do you reckon I can sneak off with that thing for a fly?

—

Barry: *speeds into the common room*

Wanda: ...

Wanda: *tears up*

Barry: *panicking* Are you okay!???

—

Duke: So you fly.

Sam: And you glow.

2 minutes later

Bruce W. : What is going on here??

Bucky, turns back to Sam flying around with a glowing Duke in nightsky: Human drone show, I guess.

—

*Hal and Sam racing each other in their suits in the sky*

—

Dick: *hanging uppside down from the chandelier*

Peter: *hanging upside down from the roof by his web*

Tony and Bruce: *tired dad sigh*

—

*Clint and Oliver having a shooting contest*

—

Barbara: You hacked into a multi-million dollar suit so your friend can sneak off?

Ned: *wide grin* yes

Barbara: *high fives Ned*

—

Selina, picking up Alphine: Who's this fine sweetheart?

Bucky: Oh, that's my cat. Alphine.

Selina, petting her: She's so cute. Wanna meet my kitties?

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Yes, please.

—

Bruce B. : ...and I have like seven phds.

Bruce W. : I have seven kids.

Bruce B. : That's not even—

—

*Tony and Bruce showing each other their car collection*

—

Loki: You're all adopted?

Batkids: Yeah.

Loki: And this Bruce... He... okay?

Batkids: Yep *hugs Loki*

Loki: *tearing up* I hate all of you.

—

Pepper: I love them and all but sometimes I wish they would be a little less... intense and more self-preserving.

Alfred: I know, dear, I know. *sympathetic shoulder pats*

—

Clark: A stranger approached you and you agreed to become his lab experiment!??

Steve: Uh... Yeah?

Clark: How are you even alive? Where's you self-preservation??

Steve: *loosely gestures at Bucky*

—

Bruce W. : Loki, no.

Loki, in middle of preparing for mischeif: Ho—

Bruce W., raising an eyebrow : I raised Dick.

—

Steve: ...I thought I died but it turned out I was just frozen and got awakened 70 years later.

Jason: Oh nice. I actully died tho.

Steve, concerned: WHAT!?

Jason, oblivious: Yeah. I'm not the only one, Big Blue and Green Arrow also kicked the bucket once. I think Lantern too. Oh, also Cass and Damian.

Steve: WHY DO YALL KEEP DYING??

Jason, mildly: and getting resseructed.

—

Rhody: ...then I suggested we go back in time and kill baby Thanos.

Constantine, distantly: Good idea, mate. But we tried that once and the multiverse collapsed on itself.

Rhody: Wtf.

—

Peter: So can you talk with fishes?

Arthur: I can communicate–

Peter: Wow he can talk with fishes! *drags him to aquarium and asks what different species are thinking*

—

Any of the batkids: *sad*

Bucky: Go hug your dad.

Batkid in question: We're having an arguement.

Bucky: Kid, with the way we all live, one day you might wake up, gain conscious and find 80 years have passed and your family's dead and buried and your brain is screwed, memories are a mess– so you can't even remember their faces. Go hug your dad.

Batkid: ...

Batkid: *runs off*

-

Batkid, hugging Bruce fiercely, sounding close to tears: Bucky is scary.

Bruce W. : ??

-

Bruce W. : Barnes, what did you tell *batkid*?

Bucky: *repeats*

2 minutes later

Bruce W., hugging Alfred: Bucky is scary.