where variety meets inconsistency

Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

all the Clark backrooms fanart make me very happy , i love that alcoholic