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Dustin: Why is Steve looking at you like that?
Eddie: Like what?
Dustin: Like he's mad at you.
Steve: *Squinting at Eddie*
Eddie: Oh, he's not mad at me. He just forgot his glasses.
Eddie: *Approaches Steve and slides his glasses on*
Steve: *Finally sees it's really Eddie there*
Steve, all happy: Baby!!
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Phineas: we canāt actually drive a car, weāre underage! So weāll make a remote control, so itās technically legal. And weāll always have all our building permits in order, so we donāt cause any trouble.
Ferb: *actively attaching a rocket launcher to a vehicle in the background*
Lucifer: Look what you've done to my peonies!
Alastor: They're marigolds!
Charlie: Dad, I think he's right, they are marigolds.
Lucifer: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!
my mom: isn't this info about the VA confidential? could you get in trouble? me: yeah i just don't care anymore my mom: but trouble me: if they arrest me it will just bring more publicity to what the VA is doing to deny care to Veterans so that would be a stupid move for them. i would welcome it
Sooo my go-to radioapple baby origin take?
Lucifer: āand thatās how we finally had Charlie!
Alastor: Mmmmmmā¦ surely it was not THAT simple.
Lucifer: Whatā š® š” You think Iām lying?!
Alastor: Well, to be direct about it, why would you have stumbled into such a basic solution by accident after 9,000 years of actively trying?
Lucifer: Well, excuse me, bellhop! Not all of us dabble in blood rituals seven days a week, you freak!
Alastor: That hardly qualifies as a ritual.
Lucifer: WHAā
Alastor: You donāt have to tell me the truthāI frankly did not care to begin withābut there is no need to make things up.
Lucifer: Make thingsā ALL right, wise guy, look. *magicks up a knife* It really IS that simple. All I have to do isā *cuts palm* and thenā *grabs Alastorās hand*
Alastor: *Lets him cut his own palm with a smug grin, but then the synapses start firing just as Lucifer goes to grab his hand in the equivalent of a secret handshake, andā* šØ Wait, Luciferā!
Lucifer: *too late!*
Magic: *BOOM. Smoke clears.*
Baby: *In Alastorās arms* š„
Alastor:
Lucifer:
Alastor:
Lucifer: š³
Alastor: š¶ ā¦ā¦ā¦ šæ PUT IT BACK.
Lucifer: š° What theā š” I CANāT PUT IT BACK!
Alastor: You did this, you FIX IT!!
Lucifer: Itās a SHE, not an it!! And sheā¦ sheā¦ā¦ š„ŗ Does she have Charlieās eyes?
Alastor: š Those are your eyes, you nitwit.
Lucifer: And those curlsāare those from YOU? How didā Waitā š Al, can Iā¦ can I hold her???
Alastor: š¤¦ Oh, for fuckās sakeā
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The Hail Maryās (human) Crew in one sentence each
YĆ”o: Big Dad Energyā¢ļø
Ilyukhina: Be Gay, do Crime.
Grace: Be Ace, Get shot to Space
If Jinu and Rumi had an additional brain cell.
Jinu: Gwi-ma promised to erase my memories so the shame he is controlling me with will go away and the voices will vanish.
Rumi: Okay, but what guarantee do you have that he will do it?
Jinu: Because Iāve made a deal with him before.
Rumi: Right, and how did that turn out for you?
Jinu: (thinks) Ohā¦ ohhhhh. Yea thatās a fair pointā¦ But why should I believe your plan on helping me?
Rumi: I am a demon hunter, the fact that we arenāt fighting right now is proof of my desire to help you.
Jinu: Huhā¦ okay sure.
(And so Jinu actually didnāt betray Rumi and the Golden Honmoon happened which thanks to being on the other side of, Jinu was freed from Gwi maās control)
