overheard dreamsmp

quackity: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

techno: an astyanax mexicanus

quackity:

techno:

schlatt: what's wrong?

techno: i don't know, how are you?

dream: i missed you too

bbh: no

quackity: not even comics? like peanuts? you've never read peanuts?

bbh: nope

quackity: you're serious? you've never read peanuts?

[cut to quackity holding a football while bbh begins to run at it]

customer: popcorn please!

foolish: sure thing, sweet or salty?

customer, holding bf's hand: i want it like my boyfriend :)

wilbur: i will add onto your "A" to make "AT"

tommy: i will add onto you "AT" to make "RAT"

techno: i will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

tubbo: WHAT?!

tubbo: what do you mean you're being MURDERED?!

philza: death.

tommy: me in that convenient store parking lot in-

fundy: HEY! don't talk about my mother like that!

dream: i was talking about your father

fundy: oh

tencho: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side

techno: you two can't swim?

quackity: it's a hypothetical question techno! who would you save?