#schlatt

“Schlatt I think you’re fine just-“ You cut yourself off as you started laughing at the hoard of at least 15 creepers following him. “How did that even happen?!” You exclaimed, hitting your desk from laughing so hard and trying to catch your breath.

“We got a bigger situation on our hands.” He replied walking closer towards you, you shrieked lightly and ran in the other direction.

“Don’t come near me!” You yelled through laughter as he laughed along with you.

“But I got you those blocks you have been wanting.” He tried to reason with you as he continued to follow you with the mob of mobs behind him.

“I don’t want them anymore!”

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Yumi, Y/N, Schlatt, and Smii7y all sat in a rainbow 6 siege game picking out their characters. You selected a random one and let all the guys talk as you talked to your stream chat. Watching the game load in you quickly unmuted your mic as everyone fell quiet to concentrate.

“Wait should I talk to this random in our game?” You asked as you realized it had filled the last slot with someone random.

“I uh… I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” Smii7y said as Yumi and Schlatt laughed.

“No it’ll be fine watch this.” You replied as you went to hold your push to talk button on your keyboard.

“Hypothetically if this was my first game how would you all feel about that?” You spoke in game chat as Smii7y started to laugh again, waiting for the random to respond to you.

“No.” The random spoke suddenly and very abruptly in a deep voice. Taking you off guard you let out a loud cackle and quickly started coughing, taking a sip from your water bottle as you started thinking of something to say.

“Good thing it’s not my first game, it was just a prank.” You said in game chat.

“A prank?!” Schlatt laughed loudly in the discord call. “That’s the best you came up with??”

“Got me.” The random said causing the entire call to laugh loudly at the response. Schlatts voice to text icon quickly flashed on screen before going away a split second later.

Watching it flash back up again and hearing “I don’t mind first timers, as long as you’re a good girl and listen and do as I say, you’ll be alright.” He replied smug in the game chat causing your character to stop moving, making eye contact with your camera

user1: schlatts always at the scene of the crime

user3: HELLO!?????

user98: oh that’s being clipped and taken out of context

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You had been streaming for about two hours now, your minecraft stream turned into a qna as your dog had died to a creeper explosion and instead of crying about it, you rage quit.

“Be honest how late did you wake up today?” You read as chat flew past you practically at the speed of light since you were being so responsive to them, everyone wanted a chance to talk to you.

“Uhm not too late, maybe around 10 or 11 AM. I had to take Sasuke to the vet this morning and then hangout with a little uh…. a little certain someone.” You grinned to the camera as you bit your lip and threw your hands up in the air.

“Sasuke is my cat by the way.” You added on as your cat jumped on the stand behind you.

“user44 sent $15: would you date anyone in chat?” your TTS rang out through the stream as a notification appeared in the top corner.

“Thank you user44 for the 15!!” You happily clapped your hands and smiled before responding. “Uhm, I don’t know, i’m not in the market for looking at anyone right now. I’m perfectly content in my lifestyle and I think someone being a fan of me might make things a little awkward.” You answered truthfully and to the best of your ability for being put on the spot.

jschlatt: oh so should i just cancel my 38 month sub

“Girl- what are you doing here.” giggling as you spoke. you didn’t know he was in chat watching your stream, being told he had many meetings today you figured you wouldn’t be talking to him that much till tonight.

jschlatt: i had to piss

jschlatt: so you just hate me now

jschlatt: i’m cancelling the chipotle i just sent to your house

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“Chat STOP sending me edits of Schlatt.” You screamed in frustration but couldn’t help to let out a little laugh. You were doing a media share stream for a few hours where there was ZERO restrictions on what could be sent, but obviously within moderation of course.

“Like, send me Ted or Charlie or LITERALLY ANYONE.” You screamed, grabbing your camera for dramatic effect. A new video popped up, looking at the thumbnail and seeing Ted Nivison*.

“See this is what I’m talking about! Ted is attractive WE KNOW THIS!!” You and Ted were incredibly close and always made attraction jokes together, also to try and draw attention from you and schlatt being together.

“Okay let me hit play on this.” You said as you put your water bottle down and looked at your monitor. Grabbing your mouse and hitting play you smiled at the intro clip of Ted for a few seconds before the beat dropped and it switched to Schlatt. You groaned loudly and threw your headphones off, leaning back in your chair and staring at the picture of Schlatt mid edit where you were recording him and your hand was on his chest as he looked into the camera (actually at you) with a slight smug smirk on his face.

You stayed quiet for a few moments before sitting back up and grabbing your headphones, putting them back on.

“Actually you know what chat, Schlatt kinda fine. You know I keep suppressing this but like look at him.” You talked to your screen as chat flooded with “OMG” “ARE U FR!?!”.

“would you date Schlatt?” You read out before gasping quickly.

“YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!” You replied with fake excitement, bouncing up and down in your chair.

You quickly switched your screen to Schlatts stream and saw him sitting at his desk in a sweater you had gotten him for his birthday a few weeks ago and smiled softly.

user6: OOOOO SHES BLUSHINGGGG

userinschlattstream: would u date y/n?

Schlatt looked at his chat and sighed heavily, staying silent.

“Y/N sounds like a great guy.” Schlatt responded very monotoned and in the opposite of how you sounded answering the question. Your smile fell and you stared into the camera, watching as Schlatt opened your stream on his stream (streamception) and watched himself read the question off and responding.

Schlatt laughed loudly and obnoxiously as he watched your face fall and you look at the camera.

“Never in a million years.” Schlatt laughed out as he watched your stream on mute, you getting up and flailing your arms about in obvious fake anger, you obviously yelling loudly as you picked up one of his ram youtooz and threw it at the wall and then repeating it with another one, kicking it once it fell in front of you.

Still ranting you walked up to your computer and ended your stream mid sentence causing Schlatt to laugh again as your stream screen went black and your chat raided his.

y/n: ur ugly anyway 🖕🖕🖕

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“Wait can you get me this one?” You asked Schlatt, holding up a baseball bat as you walked around Dicks with him, softwilly (Nick), and yumi (Blake). Schlatt looked you up and down as you held the bat out to him.

“it’s $200.” You added on as you poked him with the bat. The camera panned to you and then back to Schlatt who was starring at you with a deadpanned look.

“$200? You really think i’m buying that for you?” He asked rudely, in his online persona. “Put that shit back.” He added on, you frowned and put it back on the shelf before turning around and looking around. After a while you followed the group of boys to the register, you quickly grabbed a 6 pack of Nike socks and a redbull.

“What?” You asked as you put them on the counter next to Schlatts stuff. Schlatt turned around to make sure the camera was off before pushing the two items closer to the cashier to pay for them. You smiled as you leaned onto his arm.

“You know i’m going to be going yard off you today right?” You asked him as you both let out a small laugh.

“Yeah I know, we can’t all be d1 college athletes.” He replied as he thanked the cashier and gave Nick the bag of stuff for the video, Schlatt quickly grabbing the bag with my stuff in it and carrying it out.

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“Listeners at home love you to death-“ Ted started speaking in the voice call as you approached Schlatt in his room, handing him something. Schlatt quickly muted his mic so it wouldn’t pick up anything you two were saying.

“Sorry, I know you’re recording but this just showed up and I needed to show you.” You said as you stood in view of his camera, the only thing showing was from your thighs to just about in between your chest and shoulders.

You opened the package revealing a frame* of a little collage of things that correlate to the both of you. Your birth dates, cords of the place you two went on your first date on, the date you guys met, anniversary, pics of you two together, etc.

“Oh it looks nicer than I thought it would.” He complimented it as he took it out of your hands and held it in front of him.

“It appears Schlatt has a woman in his bedroom at the moment, not sure who.” Ted lied about not knowing who, trying to keep the listeners/watchers involved. Schlatt handed the frame back to you as you looked over it again.

“We’ll hang it up when i’m done, ok?” he smiled at you as you covered his camera and kissed his cheek, quickly uncovering it and leaving the room.

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“Alright that last room was fucking atrocious… let’s see who we got next- you’re joking…” Schlatt said to his stream as he climbed the next video and the thumbnail of your face came up on his screen. Schlatt put his hands on his face and sighed loudly and exaggeratedly.

“Which one of my mods let this through, I mean how can you do this? You’re being fired after this stream.” He added on in fake annoyance as he read chat, he looked back at the video and hit play.

“Hey chat!!” You beamed at your phone camera, waving before dropping your hand, “Schlatt.” and then fake gagged. He paused the video and threw his hands up in annoyance, quickly hitting play again.

“I know what you’re thinking; ‘Y/N the walls in your room are c/n, why are the walls in here white’ well my friend, let me show you.” Your voice played through the stream.

user3: who’s room is that???

user72: i bet it’s their partners room…

The video cut to you sitting in Schlatts old recording room from the WII days, the lights dimmed, back glowing red over the pope cutout. Schlatt started screaming at his monitor and paused the video.

“HOW DID SHE GET IN THERE?!” He screamed in fake shock at the video, standing up and pointing at his screen. Chat started flying by at the speed of light nearly, some in disbelief while others were putting the pieces together.

“Now let me give you a tour, come here.” You picked up your camera and pointed it at the desk, walking around his room and giving him lore drops of his own recording room.

“This is the first ever Rammie ever made, sitting next to a little Jambo.” You added as you walked over to it and pointed to it, avoiding the framed picture of you two on your first date from way back then.

“Wait what…” you said as you turned around and looked at the shoes on the ground. “Who’s are those?”

“Hello?” Schlatts voice rang out through the video, door swinging open as he looked right at you as pointed the camera at him.

You turned the camera back forth from him to you as the last time you put the camera on him the lights turned red and the video cut off as you started screaming.

“Oh yeah, forgot that happened.” Schlatt faked nonchalance as he leaned back in his chair and watched chat.

y/nuser: when do we tell them

user98: TELL WHAT??

user9: I KNEW IT

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— jschlatt: it’s always been the mets