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monstermonsterman

i summarise PJO (+hoo +toa) characters

ran out of characters so i did rick? enjoy

incorrect-fandom-posts-blog

you missed octavian

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anywigwilldo

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

vikingserket

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

whisperrun-blog

Nothing happened.

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

whisperrun-blog

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.

penandpage

dark-ayyyyy-blog

aight

sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

thornsword

DO IT

20053

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

cherrychanart-deactivated201703

YES!!!

sociallyawkward--fics

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

theshippinglife4me

It’s not on mobile apparently

incorrect-fandom-posts-blog

what

photosynthesisblog

Happy pride month!🏳️‍🌈

#percy jackson #solangelo #Nico di Angelo #Will solace

incorrect-percyjackson

Annabeth: We’ll use mankind’s greatest weapon.

Piper: A grenade!

Annabeth: The written word!

Piper: Ugh, I’m out.

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

rexpinn-deactivated20190705

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldnpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

quousque

???? what??? the fuck???????

deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

spocksplum

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

incorrect-fandom-posts-blog

this is fake. it was proved to be camera editing

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margueriteaimee-deactivated2019

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

sapphicphoenix

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

outrunmyself

i feel this on a spiritual level.

generalwow

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

margueriteaimee-deactivated2019

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

ibilateral-deactivated20210928

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

cloudfreed

or Pink Ladies

sodomymcscurvylegs

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

damnitrj

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

bitter-bender

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

lady-writes

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

10102020303040405050-deactivate

fuji apples tho

i-aint-even-bovvered

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

hashtagloveloses

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

live-and-let-bi

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

cryptiddies

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

notcaycepollard

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

sixth-light

Royal Gala or go home

asten

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

sabertoothwalrus

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

metaphysicae

fuck you all, golden delicious are the best

incorrect-fandom-posts-blog

have to agree, golden delicious is amazing

pipabeth

Annabeth: Why do people take spiders outside? They're evil little fuckers who are only out for your blood. No, my blood. Just kill it. Don't take it outside. It will find a way back in. It will. Kill it.

Percy: Annabeth there's a grasshopp-

Annabeth: PERCY DON'T KILL IT IT'S HARMLESS IT NEVER HURT ANYONE-

incorrectpercyquotes

Nico: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Reyna: Shit, Nico. All I wanted to know is when your birthday was.

Apollo: I don’t let my sexuality define me.

Apollo, a minute later: Move, I’m gay.

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[Jason, two years old, running away]

Thalia: let me see what you have

Jason: A STAPLER!

Thalia: NO!!!!!

incorrectpercyquotes

Leo: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life

Will: Please never be a surgeon

kyrstin

why do we never talk about the candy racket twelve-year-old Percy was running in his dorm

Headcanon

Every night, before they fall asleep, Percy and Annabeth sit outside on their porch. They sit close, and whisper three words to the stars; "Bob says hello."

Headcanon

Nico loves to bake and is fucking INCREDIBLE but lets Will do all of the baking because Nico is tHE GHOST KING, LORD OF THE DEAD, RAISER OF SKELETONS but one day Will is really busy in the infirmary so Nico bakes some chocolate cake Will gets back early and Nico spins around when he hears the door open- Nico is wearing his skull apron and has bits of frosting on his chin Will grins and wipes it off. He tastes it and it's wonderful Nico now does all the baking

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gaea: i will wake

gaea: and i will destroy you all

gaea: i am almost awake

gaea: one more day

gaea: I HAVE W0K-

gaea: i am a pile of stardust

hera: i'm the goddess of marriage and family you punk

annabeth: looks like that didn't work out for you

hades: mmmm gurl tEA

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