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Mr. D: It’s St Patrick’s Day, the holiday of my people!

Chrion: You’re not Irish.

Mr. D: Binge Drinkers.

#source: how i met your mother #mr. d #Dionysus #chiron #pjo #hoo

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Nico: Penguins don’t get married.

Percy: *scoffs* Like you could possibly know that.

#source: how i met your mother #nico #Nico di Angelo #percy #percy jackson #pjo #hoo

Calypso: Leo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Leo:-sentences.

Calypso: Please don’t interrupt me.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #calypso #leo #Leo Valdez #pjo #hoo

Hazel: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Nico: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.

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Reyna: When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.

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Frank: Love you, cutie pie.

Frank: Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie.’

Frank: You’re my angel... dust.

Frank: Sorry, that’s a drug-

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Jason: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Nico: I'm not really a handmade jewelry person.

Jason: You don't have to wear it

Nico: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

#source: bob's burgers #jason #jason grace #nico #Nico di Angelo #pjo #hoo

Leo: Oh my god. Frank, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Frank: Yeah, I know.

Leo: What do you mean, you know?

Frank: Look at you.

Leo: What do you mean, look at me?

Frank: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

#source: bobs burgers #leo #frank #Leo Valdez #frank zhang #pjo #hoo

Percy: Look, Jason, I want to apologize for everything I said. For what it's worth, I really like having you around.

Jason: No you don't.

Percy: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

#source: scrubs #Percy #percy jackson #jason #jason grace #pjo #hoo

Annabeth: You’re cooking?

Percy: Yup!

Annabeth: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

#source: how i met your mother #annabeth #annabeth chase #Percy #percy jackson #pjo #percabeth

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Nico: I touched poison oak. Will says I have to keep my hands bandaged for a week so I don’t scratch them.

Jason: How did it happen?

Nico: I was on a nature hike and I went off trail to pick a little flower.

Jason: Awwww

#source: brooklyn nine nine #jason #jason grace #Nico di Angelo #nico #will #will solace

[The Last Olympian]

Silena: Hasn't anyone noticed Grover is missing too?

Tyson: OH NO! I knew it was only a matter of time! Blackjack ate Grover!

Tyson, opening Blackjack's mouth: Grover, I'm coming for you buddy!

Annabeth: Tyson, Blackjack didn't eat Grover. He's probably with Percy.

Tyson: That's just what Blackjack wants you to think!

#source: avatar the last airbender #pjo #Percy #percy jackson #silena beauregard #silena #tyson #annabeth #annabeth chase #grover #Grover underwood #blackjack

Piper: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?

Nico: Sad.

Will: Gay.

Leo: Sexy.

Annabeth: Minecraft.

Frank: Also Minecraft.

Hazel: Minecraft as well.

Percy: Sexy Minecraft.

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Percy: Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?

Piper: Oh yeah! I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas!

Jason: Really? Me too!

Percy: Me too!

Piper: Really?!

Percy: Uh huh! If it’s a boy, Percy, and if it’s a girl, Perca!

Jason: Maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Piper, what were you thinking?

Piper: Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French.

Jason: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.

Piper: Okay fine, what do you have?

Jason: Well, ok, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but... Darwin.

Piper: Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

Percy: Yeah, by Sandrine.

Jason: You’re just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!

Piper: I’m really, really not.

Percy: How-how about you each get five vetoes?

Jason: That sounds fair.

Piper: Yeah! I don’t think you’re going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl, Rain.

Jason: Veto.

Piper: Why?

Jason: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.

Percy: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at cabin four!

Jason: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?

Piper: Jason, why do you hate our child?

Jason: Fine, you go.

Piper: Okay, James.

Piper: But only if it’s a girl.

Jason: Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?

Piper: Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?

Jason: Veto. Stewart?

Piper: Veto. Sawyer?

Jason: Veto. Helen?

Piper: Veto.

Percy: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?

#source: friends #piper #jason #percy #jasiper #jasper #jiper #jason grace #piper mclean #percy jackson #pjo #hoo

Percy Jackson characters as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

Percy:

Annabeth:

Grover:

Jason:

Piper:

Hazel:

Frank:

Leo:

Reyna:

Nico:

Apollo:

#source: brooklyn nine nine #percy #percy jackson #annabeth #grover #nico #will #reyna #piper #jason #frank #hazel #leo #pjo #hoo #toa

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Percy Jackson Characters as The Office Quotes

Percy: