Ink Forest

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

if the mountain goats were dwarves. they'd sing going to moria.

THE WORLD SHINES AS I CROSS THE MISTY MOUNTAIN LINE GOING TO MORIA

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

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people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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