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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

had an asthma attack yesterday bcs of the bad air quality, goal is still soup for meds, having a really hard time <3

goal is still soup, even $1 or a kind word will help <3

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

please help it out and be its friend! it needs lots of friends!

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

umm i think your motion will be denied

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me