Transfagular!

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

sorry for sexualizing icky gross things as if it’s my fault they’re all literally hot

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry