my heart's a ticking bomb

why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think