lover girlie

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.

amazing how two thousand years have gone by and we still ultimately cannot get past the Ancient Roman view of sex where penetrating was respectable and being penetrated was disgraceful

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.