killdozer 2

“Im scared” — ancient proverb

letd go eat parts of that guys car

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

He’s so shy he died

Uhm,, sorry sweatie, but we have no principles and are glad to abandon your human rights for a handful of votes that we're not gonna get anyway bc we don't believe in offering anything to anyone either 😍🥰😘

It seems like if you’re concerned about literal fascism, mass demonization and rollback of the human rights of unpopular subaltern groups is something that should the fucking well concern you.

first they came for the trans people, but I did not speak up, because I was too concerned with the abstract concept of opposing fascism to actually do anything

in a way i am my own dead wife

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

Sky is blue due to interlocking, perfectly synchronized bluejay swarm. Very obvious on any image

Turn up the bassoon I cant hear the bassoon

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

im thinking nothing should have names so nobody can search for things and can only find them

does anyone like me and want to understand me

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.