Girls Just Want to Have Lightsabers

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

World Heritage Post

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

y'all were fucking serious???

I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

I got a bit carried away here I apologize for my language

ryan murphy’s horror is like “everyone’s evil but they have their reasons for it” and mike flanagan’s horror is like “no one’s inherently evil. we’re all just trying to do our best everyday and a lot of times there’s no one to applaud us for it but we have to keep going just because”

i like how you can't look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines