I think I could probably bench press about 20 pounds 💪

Lemon demon makes music not for the people who watch the big bang theory but for the CHARACTERS on the big bang theory. Like if Sheldon cooper was real he would listen to lemon demon

I hope Cunty Walker had a good life

Milk is a terrible euphemism word for cum because milk is just nothing like cum and it comes from an entirely different sexualized body part… the metaphor makes no sense gorge!

Why are gainer blogs so obsessed with MILK?? I keep getting feeder content recommended to me (I didn’t ask for this I promise) and it’s all like daddy needs a 64oz glass of milky before bed 😋🥛🥛🥛❓⁉️ is there not a better way

All gays do is work office jobs and then go home and dildo themselves -_-

I’m kind of annoyed by the “kill the cop in your head” thing basically becoming the new “let people enjoy things”…. Me as an individual deciding to be a cunty hater and saying “I don’t like when people do X” is not “policing” anyone’s behavior because I have zero power or authority to actually change what they decide to do with my 8 note tumblr post. Let me be a bitch in peace

Also I genuinely don’t think that 10 plus inch dicks are real like even the most hung-looking men in reality are at MOST like 9-9.5 inches… Show me an un-photoshopped picture of a dick that is actually 10 inches oh you can’t

Paint the town red is a really boring song I am baffled by its alleged popularity

When the sex hits 😀 (real sexheads will know what I’m talking about!)