Exhausted

Also? I dont want anyone who wants to be able to murder people with no repercussions to carry a firearm. I mean, I dont really want cops to exist at all but like especially that kind

stardew valley really should make it so when a towns person has a high enough friendship with you they mind their own fucking business when they see you raiding through the saloon’s trash with your lil raccoon hands

THE FUCK

The real kicker is that hers actally look like something done on purpose and with meaning and are actually visually appealing.

part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

Real talk I hate modern interior design. I loathe it. I detest it in the personal vindictive way typically reserved for middle school bullies and extended family members who vote republican. Modern furniture design is grotesque, and not in the fun freaky way I respect. It is disgusting. It is morally indefensible. It has no back support, provides no comfort, no joy, no cushion for my tush or my spine. Minimalism does not exist for you, it in fact resents your very presence and the fact of your birth. These worthless sticks of chrome and pleather furniture are shaped solely to stroke the slimy egoes of fool designers & capitalists & hipster-cum-sports bars that charge $12 for an appetizer. Such morally defunct furnishings are for observation and corporate office waiting room decoration only, their raison d'etre is stubbed toes and back pain, they exist to punish you for having the needs of flesh, how dare you mistake them for friends

what the hell did modern furniture do to you

THERE’S NO PLACE FOR ME TO FUCKING SIT!!!

This is an excellent shieldwall. 

me <— jaw drops open

I knew what would happen and yet

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

“Small box makes me feel safe…smaller box make me feel…safer??”

Oh no baby 

play that funky music jazz man

@1-ufo Rudy

Goldens…They’re either really pretty or really smart. Never both at once.