FANDOMS!!!! (and Memes N Shit)

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

The reason Robin was grateful to the moon for "always being there", but doesn't feel the same about the sun, is because, unfortunately for him, he was trapped in England.

glad ghosts is a universe where ghosts exist (i mean, duh) bc otherwise, the fact that julian was born the day after cap died would bring up the chilling possibility of the most unhinged reincarnation of all time.

modern day Pat taking his scouts on a hike and pointing at a creek: now that’s what I call a live stream! :D

i think probably a few months into being a ghost Julian was like 'god i miss sex' and then Robin was like 'oh we can do it' and Julian was like 'say what' and Robin was like 'yeah i do it all the time' and for a few seconds Julian was so so excited and then remembered what his options were and was like eh never mind actually

i think if bbc ghosts was a cartoon the captain would have a really big mustache and it would cover his mouth like a classic animated dad