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Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)
there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great
this is how everyone on this website acts
Thats not true i dont think i act like this
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

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hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive
Deep voice, big muscles, Tall
Like. What am i missing here?
honey he has a fish for a head
So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?
Is Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) a "Normie" Hear-Me-Out Pick?
absolutely that is a conventionally attractive alien
no he has a fish for a head
Conventions are relative to the culture they crop up in. When you're at the HOA barbecue with Karen and Daryl whose chief online activities consist of diet blogging and MLM conscription, Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch 2002) is not conventionally attractive, he has a fish for a head and that makes it pretty difficult to rate his cheekbone-to-jawline ratio. When you're on tumblr with a bunch of alien fucking gremlins anything upright with a readily discernible face is vanilla.
Hope this helps!
You're not wrong, but also anthropomorphic animal character designs are often drawn with the same attractiveness standards in mind as human character designs are. Like. Do we ever see Cobra Bubbles shirtless? Bc he can't be much less beefy than Captain Gantu is. And racism in media audiences being what it is, I bet Karen and Daryl rate Captain Gantu the more attractive of the two. See also the dog man and cat lady in Disney Treasure Planet and the entirety of Disney Robin Hood.
wait….. he’s cutie?
a lot of his poses are just “corpse of a marine mammal bloating on the beach”
[Images: Belphegor, a young Cornish rex cat (seal point with white), lounging on the wooden deck of a catio, his nearly-pink tummy on full display. End ID.]
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
almost! he is a Devon Rex
Cornish Rexes are spindle-bodied and have egg-shaped heads
whereas Devon Rexes are barrel chested and have hamburger heads
always doing something annoying
can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.
when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

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rocky learning about last names is one of the most stressful days of grace's life on the way to erid.
it starts with them watching a movie, maybe the devil wears prada, and a little way through the movie rocky asks why miranda has two names. is it because she's more important?
grace, already anticipating a long conversation, says no, all humans have two names. everyone's just scared of miranda because her two names are really well known.
"grace have another name and not tell rocky?!" rocky asks, incensed. "what names mean, question? why two?"
"well," grace explains, "your first name is the name your parents give you at birth. usually people call you by your first name, especially if you're close. except in... some situations, i guess," he says, remembering stratt's vat. nobody had called him ryland there, but he still felt pretty close to all of them.
"and second name?" rocky prompts.
"right - last names correlate to your family. when you're born, you take your family name so that people know who you're related to. it also helps differentiate between two people with the same first name."
"so what grace last name, question?" rocky asks. grace blanches a little.
"uhh... grace is my last name, rock," he says, sheepishly.
"what?!" rocky yells. grace winces. "grace not tell rocky grace first name? grace not close with rocky? grace hate rocky?"
"no!" grace protests. "of course i don't hate you! don't say that!" maybe it's stupid, but grace does actually feel a little hurt by the insinuation.
"then why not tell rocky?!"
grace sighs. "i don't know, rock. i mean - when i met you i barely knew up from down, much less what my name meant to me. and i kept getting these memories and everyone kept calling me grace, and i just, i haven't been called ryland in so long it doesn't really feel like my name anymore."
rocky ruminates on this for a moment. then: "...ryland is grace first name, question?"
"yeah."
"rocky like grace better." grace deflates with relief. "yeah, me too, buddy."
"but," rocky says, "rocky want last name too now."
huh. okay, then.
"i guess i could figure that out," grace agrees. "we could give you movie rocky's last name? you wanna be rocky balboa?"
"mm, no," rocky says.
"okay, well we could go region based, i guess. where'd you grow up? i can make up something fitting, or i can look something up on my computer, i'm sure there's places on earth that are similar to places on erid -"
"no," rocky interrupts. "want grace."
"...huh?"
"rocky want grace last name."
grace is suddenly feeling very, very flushed. "you what??"
"last name is family name, question?"
"well, yeah, but -"
"and rocky grace family now. so rocky want grace family name!"
...well, when he says it like THAT, it's so much more innocent. grace... well, he agrees, because what else is he gonna say? that rocky should know that that that's as good as a marriage proposal?
no, that takes too much cultural context, and a longer conversation than he wants to have right now. easier to just let rocky have it. it's not like there'll be any consequences to bite him in the ass, right?
(wrong.)
@feralwetcat SAVE THIS FOR THE AU don't think about the irl us implications
GIGGLES ok
opossum in my house. not really sure what to do about that tbh
it’s just chilling behind the couch rn but i feel like the inside of a house is maybe not a good place for an opossum to be
OPOSSUMS IN MY HOUSE MULTIPLE OF THEM. ITS GOT BABIES
this is the best view i can get you all
mama and her eleven large and healthy babies (pictured: not all of them) have been Removed Gently from my House
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
Obviously people tag this with fictional characters who match this dynamic, but I have to say I am OBSESSED with everyone who is like “this is me for real in actual life. I would die for you, assistant manager brenda.”
obsessed with this fucking gastronauts clip