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If i put my mind to it will my body follow?

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A few years ago i attempted to watch Better Call Saul, bc people kept telling me "Oh you NEED to watch it, it doesn't matter if you don't know anything about Breaking Bad!!!", and I am here to tell you now, having finally gone and actually watched BB and then come back to BCS, that this statement is completely untrue. Or at least untrue for those like myself, a.k.a. gay and faceblind.
You see, I had absolutely no idea going in that the Mustached Cinnabon Manager from the artsy black-and-white bit at the beginning of Ep 1 was, in fact, the same person as the eponymous Saul. When Mr. Cinnabon Mustache makes tense eye contact with another man, I had no earthly clue that he was afraid this man was someone from his old life come to kill him; naturally, I concluded that this was a moment of fraught homoerotic desire, and that Mr Cinnabon Mustache was a tragically repressed middle-aged gay man. When he secretively dug out Saul Goodman's tapes, I became convinced that Saul was an old lover, either dead or left behind in sunny New Mexico. I watched all of S1 and most of S2 through this lens, thoroughly baffled as to why the show introduced this seemingly major character and then barely ever brought him back, and also why we're spending so much time with this random parking attendant, and also why Kim Wexler, the largest lawyer, does not simply eat Jimmy McGill and bury his miserable bones in the desert, and the whole time im wondering when the tragic romance with Mr Cinnabon comes in and why any of these fools start cooking meth.
did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you
dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you
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the replies are even worse
Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason theyāve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and Iām obsessed with her
I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :
No way thats called Orangina

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You may all begin showering me with affection now
everyone hates the vectorstock image i just found
no one likes me or my image
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Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income
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MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt
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the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something
the Relationship Ambiguity Zoneā¢ļø is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.
Just got off a whole day on a bus to check the world's most beautiful pictures of the Moon and Trump threatening genocide upon a whole civilization
oh carlitos we're really in it now
the kids arenāt cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.
I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. youāre going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.
you need to take them into the woods
I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, theyāre curious and driven again. theyāre asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!
theyāre basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and theyāll show you they are.
and you, if you feel like youāre relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods

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"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"
The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."
#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up
With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men
For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it
But can I have sex with older men there
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the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when theyāre barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think itās on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. itās sad. sad state of affairs weāre in.