4th Wall Sadness

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in DC LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD (2021)

sometimes she commits crimes just bc she’s bored and she knows the mini bats are on patrol. i mean, she will straight up rob a bank just so she can chat w red robin for a bit. she always asks about superboy. he always asks about ivy. sometimes he fills her in on the latest teen titans gossip. 

harley likes red hood too. he’s funny and more violent than the other bats, which makes things interesting. one time they beat up joker together just cuz. they broke a few bones. it was fun.

she has a soft spot for nightwing too. how can she not? she’s known him since he was a chubby cheeked crime fighting baby with no pants. he’s basically her child.

and it’s always fun when she runs into the girls. batgirl is a riot. she’s the one who told harley that batman doesn’t know how to cook and can barely do his own laundry. black bat doesn’t talk much, but she listens to harley and laughs at her jokes.

harley thinks robin is precious in a violent murder-y sort of way. she likes to pinch his cheeks, which usually results in robin reaching for his katana and harley darting away. one time she booped him on the nose and he threatened to maim her. it was adorable.

Bruce: I'd like to adress the sudden rise in animosity the villains have shown towards Robin.

Jason, just back from a mission: [leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed] more than usual you mean?

Tim: A lot more.

Dick: Dami has recently decided to forget what the villains are called.

Jason: I- wait what?

Damian: [imperiously] I simply decided that memorising the names of criminals was an ineffective use of my cognitive faculties. Better I recall their behavioural patterns.

Jason: What exactly did you do?

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Riddler: [appears dramatically in a puff of smoke] Well well, if it isn't the little bird?

Robin: [coldly] Question man.

Riddler:

Riddler: It's "the Riddler"

Robin: Who cares?

Riddler: [sputtering]

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Robin: [drops down from the ceiling to interrupt a meeting between Penguin and his people]

Penguin: Great. It's the boy annoyance.

Robin: [cordially] Birdman.

Penguin: I beg your pardon?!

Robin: [without inflection] My apologies. I have come to arrest you, Mister Mumble.

Penguin: Out of all the movies you could have insulted me with-

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Poison Ivy: Oh my, looks like a little birdie has come for a visit.

Harley Quinn: [grinning] Nice of you to drop in tweety

Robin: [nods to Ivy] Daisy. [to Harley] Miss Mime

Ivy: what

Harley: [cracks her knuckles]

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Robin: [throws a batarang at clayface]

Clayface: great. a mosquito.

Robin: ...[with distanste] There is no need for insults, Mudpie.

Clayface: ...

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Robin: [calling in an arrest] Yes, I have apprehended Toto.

Scarecrow: [tied up nearby] Hey!

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Joker: [Sees Robin swinging down in the middle of a hostage situation] Oh look! it's the cavalary...'s pet.

Robin: [cordially] Mr Quinzel.

Joker:

Joker: Wh-

Robin: You are Harley's husband correct?

Joker: [furious] no!

Robin: My apologies then. I shall endeavor to use your proper name... ... [frowning] Mrs? You are wearing make-up. Is that it? Mrs Quinzel? I did not mean to assume.

Joker: [frothing at the mouth]

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[back at the meeting]

Tim: to be fair he only does it when they misname HIM.

Damian: I have a name. It is rude not to use it.

Bruce: Damian. There has been seven attempts on your life this week alone. Stop.

Damian: no

Bruce: [grinds his teeth]

Dick: Actually, what ARE Joker's preferred pronouns? Has anyone asked?

Titans have been in my to-watch list for a long time now, but college.

I heard that Tim would appear in the new season or something and they already have Dick and Jason on the show, so who knows? Damian might appear one day too.

I have pretty low standards when it comes to my requirement for actors to play Damian (but they may be considered high standards for Hollywood) basically I just want him to be Arab and a child/teenager, that’s it, basically the impossible.

You know what child actor would do Damian justice if he appeared in Titans anytime soon? Bodhi Sabongui.

He’s half Arab, he’s 13 years old, both his parents are martial artists and he already acted in DC shows in the past when he played both young Amon Tomaz in DC’s Legends of Tomorrow and young Behrad Tarazi in Arrowverse.