bleh

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

imagine being 11 years old at the westerosi equivalent of a football game and ur moms estranged adopted brother comes up to you, tells you he wanted to fuck ur mom, strokes ur cheek, and then leaves

JOFFREY DEAD! FIRST EVER WIN FOR SANSA NATION!

… girl nevermind

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

simon and garfunkel beef squashed, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.