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these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning


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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

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Buy Queer Creations, Support Queer Causes: 2026 Story and Art Bundles for Charity!
HAPPY PRIDE! It’s time for our fourth-annual Pride Bundle charity drive! We’ve got three bundles this year: a general imprint bundle with 25 titles totaling 381 pages; an explicit bundle of 15 stories, 237 pages; and an art bundle with 10 artworks, 250 mb of digital artwork! In the first three years of this initiative, we’ve raised over $725 for the charities we’ve selected, and we’re delighted to be back, this time in an effort to raise money for the Queer Liberation Library ( @queerliblib ) and the Transgender Law Center.
The General Imprint Bundle costs $25 USD (60% off normal!). 40% of this sales price will be divided equally between the two charities.
The Explicit Imprint Bundle costs $15 USD (60% off normal!). 44% of this sales price will be divided equally between the two charities.
The Art Bundle costs $10 USD (66% off normal!). 24% of this sales price will be divided equally between the two charities.
How This Works
You buy one or both bundles between now and June 30th, 2026.
We tally up all the proceeds earned and do some math-e-magic to figure out how much we’re donating!
Before the end of July, we divide our total raised amount in half and donate equal amounts to the Queer Liberation Library and the Transgender Law Center.
We post the proof that we’ve made the donation (you can see past proof here, here, and here.)
You get fantastic stories!
We all get that happy, glowy feeling of knowing that money has been well-spent on fantastic causes!
About the Press
Duck Prints Press is a queer-owned indie press, founded to publish original works by fancreators. We’ve been in operation for over 5.5 years, and in that time we’ve worked with well over 150 creators to publish ten anthologies and over 200 other stories, from shorts to novels, and we’ve got more on the works (five anthologies in progress, multiple novels slated for the later half of 2026, an art project, and more). The vast majority of our creators and their creations are queer/LGTBQIA+ (maybe even all, but we don’t out anyone and we don’t ask demography because, frankly, it’s none of our business).
About Our Selected Charities
Note: These charities are not affiliated with the Press, do not know we’re doing this fundraiser, have not endorsed this in anyway and are, as such, utterly uninvolved in this beyond being the beneficiaries of our efforts! Text is from their webpages.
The Queer Liberation Library: “Queer Liberation Library (QLL) is fighting to build a vibrant, flourishing queer future by connecting LGBTQ+ people with literature, information, and resources that celebrate the unique and empowering diversity of our community.”
The Transgender Law Center: “Transgender Law Center is the largest national trans-led organization advocating self-determination for all people. Since 2002 we’ve been organizing, assisting, informing and empowering thousands of individual community members towards a long-term, national, trans-led movement for liberation.”
About the Bundles
We are offering three bundles: general imprint stories, with 25 works; explicit imprint stories, with 15 works; and art, with 10 works. The shop listings include details about and excerpts from all the stories and previews of all the art. Purchasing book bundles gets you access to the e-book (in ePub and PDF formats) of each title included in the bundle. Purchasing the art bundle gets you access to high-quality print-ready images, sized to print clearly at 8.5 in x 11 in (21.6 cm x 27.9 cm) (FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY!). Here’s what you’ll get!
Works in the General Imprint Charity Bundle:
Farm to Table by Andi Rigby
The Problem with Wishes by Annabeth Lynch
Of Loops and Weaves by Catherine E. Green
Starstruck, Adrift by Cedar D. McCafferty-Svec
Let the Solstice Come by D. V. Morse
Red Ink, Black Water by Dei Walker
Old Books, New Friends by Genevieve Maxwell
A Galaxy Run in 30 Minutes or Less by J. D. Harlock
Seal Island by K. B. Vimes
Quintessentially You by Len Amin
Sonic Boom of My Heart by Linnea Peterson
Night Birds by Max Jason Peterson
Snow Day Memories by Merlin Grey
Sarisa by N. C. Farrell
Wolven Dance by Neo Scarlett
It’s Witchcraft! by Nicola Kapron
Living Room Beauty Shop by O. E. Hendrickson
One Moon at a Time by R. L. Houck
a name to call by Rascal Hartley
Nycticorax by S. J. Ralston
Bubble, Bubble by Sage Mooreland
The Wayward Timekeeper by Terra P. Waters
To Fill My Cup by Violet J. Hayes
Tincture of Clarity by Willa Blythe
Chrysopoeia by Zel Howland
25 stories. 381 pages. 130,140 words of fiction! Price: $25.00 USD
GET THE GENERAL IMPRINT BUNDLE
Approximately 40% of the list price of this bundle will go to charity.
Works in the Explicit Imprint Charity Bundle:
Snowbound and Love Sick by A. L. Heard
Heart’s Scaffold by Alec J. Marsh
Heated Desperation by Aria L. Deair
A Safe Place to Land by boneturtle
Can’t Let Go by Dei Walker
Like it Sharp by E. V. Dean
then, too, at sea by ilgaksu
Sinking by Lyn Weaver
We the Hunters by Lyonel Loy
Goals by R. L. Houck
Easier Than Expected by Samantha M. Piper
Worlds Apart (but Still Close)by Sanne Burg
Taken at Sea by Shea Sullivan
Warm Anything You Want by Tris Lawrence
Allay the Burning Fever in My Blood by YF Ollwell
15 stories. 237 pages. 80,768 words of fiction! Price: $15.00 USD
GET THE EXPLICIT IMPRINT BUNDLE
Approximately 44% of the list price of this bundle will go to charity.
Works in the Art Charity Bundle:
Devour by Aaron Kotze
Warm by Aceriee
Aurora by æonswinter
Forever Halloween by Max Jason Peterson
Demi Dragon by May Barros
Bar on the outskirts. by MizuShiba
old truths, new patches by radicalhoodie
The Riddle by Shea Sullivan
[untitled] by swev.art
Another Spring by Zel Howland
10 artworks. 247 mb of art! Price: $10.00 USD
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Approximately 24% of the list price of this bundle will go to charity.
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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
Ok, fess up. How many people just went "I knew him, Fellatio" in their heads?
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tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content
What if every viral song, movie, meme, influencer, and celebrity drama in recent memory was the result of a stealth marketing campaign?
https://web.archive.org/web/20260515113210/https://www.vulture.com/article/social-media-feeds-chaotic-good-projects-clipping.html
Have a paywall free link to the source!
Just another good reason not to look down on authentic and direct self-promotion... This is the kind of marketing juggernaut small artists are up against - marketing you're not even aware of enough to be annoyed at. If self-promotion irritates you, but this kind of thing doesn't? Hate to say you've got it backwards folks!
If you're against big tech social media companies, algorithmic slop, predatory advertising, and PR smear campaigns... well you also have to put your money where your mouth is and be FOR small creators. Full stop.

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MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD
I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD
i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.
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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann
I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
“Pirate” is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.
If you look at it in a particular way, the Pirates specifically function by FAIRY RULES: obscure codes of law and formality that they are irrevocably bound to abide by...except when you get the wording wrong.
When we go to Tortuga (or any pirate controlled space) we leave behind the sensibilities of the real world and enter this bizarre perpetual revel of debauchery and violence that could never sustain itself in a world bound by sense.
That makes Jack our Puck character, a trickster of tricksters who can invert your fortunes just by letting him talk to you.
It also makes Will into a changeling, born of the fairyworld, adopted by mortals, and fated to return to it in what makes for a doomed love story. Hell, one might say that the reason Will's swords are SO GOOD is because they contain an element of myth about them: they're the IDEA of swords, true to how they would be in myth.

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Geralt arguing with Jaskier, trying to convince him not to do something incredibly stupid.
Jaskier, naturally, refuses to listen.
So Geralt decides to shut him up the only way he can think of: by kissing him.
There has been enough sexual tension between them for a while that Geralt wanted to do it anyway. This just happens to be a convenient excuse. It stops Jaskier from doing something reckless and gives Geralt exactly what he’s been trying very hard not to want.
What Geralt should have remembered, though, is that the only thing this petty bard loves more than Geralt is winning an argument.
So Jaskier simply puts a hand over Geralt’s mouth, pushes him away, and says:
“I am absolutely going to react to that later. But we are not done here.”
Learn more right here:
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Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There
And even more red for a very late valentine's day

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when you end up shipping it by accident
New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.
My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.
This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.
Plus Puck's face here: