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if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

it’s so polite of mice to make such a polished entrance to their little hidey holes in the wall of some stranger’s house. how do they do it

He definitely made his furniture himself! The bed is a sardine tin (that rolled headboard is the rolled up lid!) and the nightstand is an empty spool of thread. The lampshade is a thimble. The broom in the next room uses a matchstick for a handle! The fine china looks like it might be a bottle cap (the plate) or maybe the cage from a champagne bottle (the large bowl). What a resourceful little guy!

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

thanks, she's a crossbreed

tired of being casual. who will die for me

Steven Colbert has been fired in favor of a little green alien nobody can understand

it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame